en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5108341 Comments by kittensdontlie http://wonkette.com/550868/bearded-waste-of-space-gavin-mcinnes-racisms-neil-degrasse-tyson#IDComment839656262 Yea, pretty badass for a geek astrophysicist! Fri, 6 Jun 2014 17:13:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550868/bearded-waste-of-space-gavin-mcinnes-racisms-neil-degrasse-tyson#IDComment839656262 http://wonkette.com/550882/philosopher-king-tucker-carlson-thinks-theres-no-such-thing-as-statutory-rape-for-boys#IDComment839624154 Young master Carlson never understood that 'teachers don't make passes at boys who dress and look like lasses'. Fri, 6 Jun 2014 15:24:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550882/philosopher-king-tucker-carlson-thinks-theres-no-such-thing-as-statutory-rape-for-boys#IDComment839624154 http://wonkette.com/550780/hersheys-chocolate-harshing-everyones-buzz-by-suing-over-reefers-peanut-butter-cup#IDComment839221278 And how many children wouldn't eat a Baby Ruth they find floating in a swimming pool... Thu, 5 Jun 2014 15:51:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550780/hersheys-chocolate-harshing-everyones-buzz-by-suing-over-reefers-peanut-butter-cup#IDComment839221278 http://wonkette.com/550629/wayne-gretzky-is-your-happy-nice-time-buddha#IDComment838549860 I smelled smoke coming from HNTP today,...thank goodness it was only the pierogis burning. Tue, 3 Jun 2014 21:49:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550629/wayne-gretzky-is-your-happy-nice-time-buddha#IDComment838549860 http://wonkette.com/550598/your-new-happy-nice-time-people-editor-in-chief-is-sara-benincasa-me#IDComment838480435 I wonder if she is also a former serial killer, cause if she was that would be hot.... Tue, 3 Jun 2014 17:53:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550598/your-new-happy-nice-time-people-editor-in-chief-is-sara-benincasa-me#IDComment838480435 http://wonkette.com/550588/hotty-charlotte-mayor-with-the-magic-tampons-to-plead-guilty-to-crime-of-loving-too-much#IDComment838454183 A feminine hygiene douche used to launder filthy dirty bribe money, is one secret the government doesn't want you to know. Tue, 3 Jun 2014 16:24:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550588/hotty-charlotte-mayor-with-the-magic-tampons-to-plead-guilty-to-crime-of-loving-too-much#IDComment838454183 http://wonkette.com/550498/texas-school-board-lady-sorry-she-got-caught-screaming-about-muslim-getting-elected#IDComment838082875 IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY TODAY,AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING.... Mon, 2 Jun 2014 16:00:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550498/texas-school-board-lady-sorry-she-got-caught-screaming-about-muslim-getting-elected#IDComment838082875 http://wonkette.com/550449/derp-roundup-fun-tips-for-hiding-your-loaded-guns#IDComment837476386 It's because all the words have FOREIGN origins! Why don't they spell any difficult AMERICAN words like Mississippi??? Sat, 31 May 2014 20:10:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550449/derp-roundup-fun-tips-for-hiding-your-loaded-guns#IDComment837476386 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837389494 You know who else is upset with this website...that is, unless you are Hitler. Sat, 31 May 2014 14:46:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837389494 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837388814 I'd rather be gifted with those trendy exposure dollars rather than any other prize... Sat, 31 May 2014 14:44:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837388814 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837387128 With the plaster wall becoming obsolete, male bravado in that mode has increased exponentially. Sat, 31 May 2014 14:36:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550442/your-comment-of-the-day-is-pure-wall-punching-goodness#IDComment837387128 http://wonkette.com/550245/19-kids-and-counting-recap-you-guys-there-was-a-full-frontal-hug#IDComment836230279 Expect a cliffhanger for the season finale next week, but god-willing, why can't it be a real cliff they will be hanging off...! Wed, 28 May 2014 18:42:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550245/19-kids-and-counting-recap-you-guys-there-was-a-full-frontal-hug#IDComment836230279 http://wonkette.com/550075/sometimes-people-are-okay#IDComment834593205 And for goodness sakes, please keep the puppies out of this... Sat, 24 May 2014 17:13:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550075/sometimes-people-are-okay#IDComment834593205 http://wonkette.com/550070/allen-west-heard-about-benghazi-from-a-guy-on-a-plane-who-knew-a-guy-and-thats-what-i-call-q-e-d#IDComment834571995 Is it just a coincidence that, not only does Allen West just sound like an idiot but he is one? Allen West says 'no', there are no coincidences! Sat, 24 May 2014 15:49:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550070/allen-west-heard-about-benghazi-from-a-guy-on-a-plane-who-knew-a-guy-and-thats-what-i-call-q-e-d#IDComment834571995 http://wonkette.com/550060/mitch-mcconnell-will-keep-government-out-of-kentuckys-exchange-when-he-repeals-obamacare#IDComment834564368 Yes, his motto is a 'slow and steady flow of turdleshit wins the race'! Sat, 24 May 2014 15:16:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550060/mitch-mcconnell-will-keep-government-out-of-kentuckys-exchange-when-he-repeals-obamacare#IDComment834564368 http://wonkette.com/549857/california-wildfire-victim-pretty-sure-he-was-targeted-by-wildfire-thanks-obama#IDComment834535362 Probably... Sat, 24 May 2014 13:12:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549857/california-wildfire-victim-pretty-sure-he-was-targeted-by-wildfire-thanks-obama#IDComment834535362 http://wonkette.com/549885/louie-gohmert-why-wont-obama-stop-sex-trafficking-the-mexican-children#IDComment833833122 and the goat he 'rode' in on. Thu, 22 May 2014 18:01:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549885/louie-gohmert-why-wont-obama-stop-sex-trafficking-the-mexican-children#IDComment833833122 http://wonkette.com/549857/california-wildfire-victim-pretty-sure-he-was-targeted-by-wildfire-thanks-obama#IDComment833773370 This is not good news for John McCain either. Thu, 22 May 2014 14:45:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549857/california-wildfire-victim-pretty-sure-he-was-targeted-by-wildfire-thanks-obama#IDComment833773370 http://wonkette.com/549840/michele-bachmann-shows-off-her-mad-domestic-goddess-skills-for-lonely-shut-ins-who-watch-daytime-tv#IDComment833752122 If you called her One-N(ueron), you wouldn't have to bruise anyone's ribs. Thu, 22 May 2014 13:39:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549840/michele-bachmann-shows-off-her-mad-domestic-goddess-skills-for-lonely-shut-ins-who-watch-daytime-tv#IDComment833752122 http://wonkette.com/549789/19-kids-and-counting-jessas-in-the-kitchen-but-not-yet-barefoot-or-pregnant#IDComment833412649 I won't watch until one of them gets engaged to and marries a dog. Wed, 21 May 2014 18:23:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/549789/19-kids-and-counting-jessas-in-the-kitchen-but-not-yet-barefoot-or-pregnant#IDComment833412649