en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2313382 Comments by coolhandnuke http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946543681 May a rabid camel vomit Palin word shit salad in Bill "Always Wrong" Kristols' and John "Never Right" McCains' tapioca pudding. Sat, 31 Jan 2015 15:22:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574583/the-fartknocker-report-sarah-palin-might-have-driven-us-nuts#IDComment946543681 http://wonkette.com/574557/idaho-state-rep-learns-to-love-the-gays-tearfully-votes-to-deny-them-rights#IDComment946370643 Geographical, not anatomical. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:54:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574557/idaho-state-rep-learns-to-love-the-gays-tearfully-votes-to-deny-them-rights#IDComment946370643 http://wonkette.com/574557/idaho-state-rep-learns-to-love-the-gays-tearfully-votes-to-deny-them-rights#IDComment946363630 As a canosewer of fine restrooms from Barstow to Bangor, I have witnessed flotillas of flatulence, cavalcades of cocktuggers, movements of movements, armies of assholes and unions of urinators...but I've yet to lay eyes upon even one parade of genitalia. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 22:17:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574557/idaho-state-rep-learns-to-love-the-gays-tearfully-votes-to-deny-them-rights#IDComment946363630 http://wonkette.com/574474/giant-baby-cop-cant-use-his-big-boy-words-uses-handcuffs-instead#IDComment946357951 ......I’ll arrest you for resisting arrest.... Jim Hoff has some new stiff competition for the Stupidest Man On the Internet. This cop is stunningly stupid. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 21:49:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574474/giant-baby-cop-cant-use-his-big-boy-words-uses-handcuffs-instead#IDComment946357951 http://wonkette.com/572174/congressidiot-learns-some-people-really-touchy-about-hitler-for-some-reason#IDComment940955749 I believe Rep. Weber was referring to Paris, Texas. Tue, 13 Jan 2015 20:44:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572174/congressidiot-learns-some-people-really-touchy-about-hitler-for-some-reason#IDComment940955749 http://wonkette.com/572139/youll-never-guess-why-fox-thinks-sexytime-leaker-gen-petraeus-is-being-framed-now#IDComment940944315 Waiting for Napolitano to flaunt his Columbo expertise on why Cheney and friends "framed" Valerie Plame. Tue, 13 Jan 2015 19:59:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572139/youll-never-guess-why-fox-thinks-sexytime-leaker-gen-petraeus-is-being-framed-now#IDComment940944315 http://wonkette.com/571719/america-turns-to-wingnuts-for-comfort-wisdom-on-paris-attacks#IDComment939514140 Bill Donohue talks about his first time: "My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia. After I kicked the goat out I had my way with Mrs. Shapiro. She was a loud ol' gal, scared the beegeevers out of her young son Ben who peeped us through an outhouse hole." Fri, 9 Jan 2015 20:32:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/571719/america-turns-to-wingnuts-for-comfort-wisdom-on-paris-attacks#IDComment939514140 http://wonkette.com/570957/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-we-showed-sarah-palins-bra-we-guess#IDComment937479656 Makes sense she'd quit halfway through her strip. Also, too she needs the dough. Sun, 4 Jan 2015 19:59:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570957/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-we-showed-sarah-palins-bra-we-guess#IDComment937479656 http://wonkette.com/570838/local-fox-reporter-fired-just-for-making-boring-story-more-fun-and-less-true-unfair#IDComment936759805 Fox 45 is to news as Colt 45 is to beer. Fri, 2 Jan 2015 21:35:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570838/local-fox-reporter-fired-just-for-making-boring-story-more-fun-and-less-true-unfair#IDComment936759805 http://wonkette.com/570839/harry-reid-may-never-play-guitar-again#IDComment936746535 Hasn't everyone taken a header or two hiking the slippery slopes of the Appalachian Trail/Treadmill. Fri, 2 Jan 2015 20:48:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570839/harry-reid-may-never-play-guitar-again#IDComment936746535 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment936695039 I wonder if New Yor's finest will turn their backs to the judge when this "thug" gets his day in court. Fri, 2 Jan 2015 17:28:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570758/smirking-thug-who-attacked-lady-subway-worker-was-an-nypd-cop-surprise#IDComment936695039 http://wonkette.com/570729/2014-the-year-all-rape-ended-forever-because-it-never-existed-obviously#IDComment936153373 In conclusion...if Chuck Johnson would only wed Phyliss Schlafly (it's so fucking hard to type her name without gagging) all of this rapey nonsense would cease. Thu, 1 Jan 2015 01:59:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570729/2014-the-year-all-rape-ended-forever-because-it-never-existed-obviously#IDComment936153373 http://wonkette.com/570538/this-white-lady-in-body-armor-shot-all-her-neighbors-and-lived-to-tell-your-gun-fun-holiday-roundup#IDComment935697065 Concur, Shania is a menace. Wed, 31 Dec 2014 02:07:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570538/this-white-lady-in-body-armor-shot-all-her-neighbors-and-lived-to-tell-your-gun-fun-holiday-roundup#IDComment935697065 http://wonkette.com/570538/this-white-lady-in-body-armor-shot-all-her-neighbors-and-lived-to-tell-your-gun-fun-holiday-roundup#IDComment935601321 There's gun rights and gun wrongs...nary the twain shall meet. Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:58:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570538/this-white-lady-in-body-armor-shot-all-her-neighbors-and-lived-to-tell-your-gun-fun-holiday-roundup#IDComment935601321 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935218914 According to Upchuck's blog it was Sheila D Servedit. Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:35:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935218914 http://wonkette.com/570416/house-majority-whip-once-spoke-at-white-supremacist-convention-is-that-a-big-deal#IDComment935197189 "Oh sheet." --Steve Scalise Mon, 29 Dec 2014 23:09:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570416/house-majority-whip-once-spoke-at-white-supremacist-convention-is-that-a-big-deal#IDComment935197189 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935179841 ...yeah I broke a kid's arm in sixth grade... Twisting a kindergarten girls arm for her lunch money til it snaps puts you right up there with Bruce Fucking Lee Chuckie. Mon, 29 Dec 2014 22:02:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570348/chuck-c-johnson-in-middle-of-sexy-drowned-stewardess-hitler-fantasia#IDComment935179841 http://wonkette.com/570372/tyrant-obama-makes-war-on-army-heroes-christmas-wedding#IDComment935167081 Psst Gary. Bogie is bogey. Now watch this drive... Mon, 29 Dec 2014 21:15:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570372/tyrant-obama-makes-war-on-army-heroes-christmas-wedding#IDComment935167081 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935135994 Complete list of groups who stage protests at funerals: --Westboro Baptist Church --New York Police Department Mon, 29 Dec 2014 19:30:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570327/nypd-cops-respect-fallen-officer-through-classy-political-stunt-at-funeral#IDComment935135994 http://wonkette.com/569844/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-the-greatest-gift-of-all#IDComment931728919 If the Whore of Babbleon and I were the last two people left on Earth, I would never forget to send her a Christmas card. Sun, 21 Dec 2014 19:33:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569844/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-the-greatest-gift-of-all#IDComment931728919