Who wouldn't want to sit in a darkened theater with several hundred strangers to watch soft porn?
These Brazilian steak houses I keep seeing---what's the story? Do they wax the meat before they cook it?
(I remember having that issue of that magazine)
"Don't try this at home, kids."
That shit totally happened to me once. Drank a bunch of wine on the way and then slept through an entire Judas Priest/Foghat concert. Couldn't find my car for an hour after the show, when the parking lot finally cleared out.
Game, set, match. That was pretty awesome.
Now I have the Beach Boys singing Sloop John B in my head on continuous loop.
"This is the worst trip... I've ever been on."
"We’ve bumped into some other boats. We hit our own dock once. …"
Hey! You scratched my anchor!
"Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his dog and his climate change is there... for me to poop on!"
Climate change is good for you, because it has electrolytes!