BaldarTFlagass

BaldarTFlagass

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247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +11 points

Who wouldn't want to sit in a darkened theater with several hundred strangers to watch soft porn?

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 1 reply · +12 points

These Brazilian steak houses I keep seeing---what's the story? Do they wax the meat before they cook it?

(I remember having that issue of that magazine)

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +11 points

"Don't try this at home, kids."

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +13 points

That shit totally happened to me once. Drank a bunch of wine on the way and then slept through an entire Judas Priest/Foghat concert. Couldn't find my car for an hour after the show, when the parking lot finally cleared out.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 1 reply · +25 points

Game, set, match. That was pretty awesome.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 3 replies · +9 points

Now I have the Beach Boys singing Sloop John B in my head on continuous loop.

"This is the worst trip... I've ever been on."

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 2 replies · +11 points

"We’ve bumped into some other boats. We hit our own dock once. …"

Hey! You scratched my anchor!

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +6 points

Rapture by Blondie.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 1 reply · +9 points

"Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his dog and his climate change is there... for me to poop on!"
---Andrea Tantaros

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 8 replies · +25 points

Climate change is good for you, because it has electrolytes!