Dashboard Buddha

Dashboard Buddha

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157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +3 points

Biggus Dickus?

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +3 points

Holy shit...that's rotten.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +2 points

And old man dying of cancer was given a coffee enema as a last resort. He thrashed and moaned during the process. Finally he lay there in a near coma mumbling. Just before he died he beckoned a doctor closer. The doctor put his ear next to the dying man's mouth as, in his last breath he said,

too....sweet.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +5 points

You know the nightmare people have about waking up to find the Burger King in bed with them? Waking up to that face wold be even worse.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 1 reply · +20 points

I hope that kid left the surgeon a tip.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +40 points

One of my friends in Florida (I grew up there) is fond of posting shite about all the snow up here. "Oh, we have 5" of sand down here" or "Oh gosh, it's 70 degrees...where's my sweater?"

You know what? This snow is going to melt soon, but you'll still be in Florida.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 0 replies · +13 points

The power of Fabulous?

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum Hates Am... · 3 replies · +12 points

"Here...let me hold up the lamp before my golden door."

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 0 replies · +6 points

"Only when he wants to be some bint's tampon".

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 2 replies · +7 points

Plus, he did actually pilot jet fighters. Now granted, it did pretty much take more balls and bravado than brains to accomplish this, but those things weren't easy to fly.