Holy shit...that's rotten.
And old man dying of cancer was given a coffee enema as a last resort. He thrashed and moaned during the process. Finally he lay there in a near coma mumbling. Just before he died he beckoned a doctor closer. The doctor put his ear next to the dying man's mouth as, in his last breath he said,
You know the nightmare people have about waking up to find the Burger King in bed with them? Waking up to that face wold be even worse.
I hope that kid left the surgeon a tip.
One of my friends in Florida (I grew up there) is fond of posting shite about all the snow up here. "Oh, we have 5" of sand down here" or "Oh gosh, it's 70 degrees...where's my sweater?"
You know what? This snow is going to melt soon, but you'll still be in Florida.
"Here...let me hold up the lamp before my golden door."
"Only when he wants to be some bint's tampon".
Plus, he did actually pilot jet fighters. Now granted, it did pretty much take more balls and bravado than brains to accomplish this, but those things weren't easy to fly.