KeepFnThatChicken

KeepFnThatChicken

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Man Who Gave Nation Sa... · 0 replies · +9 points

Wasn't he the first person to call Barry an American? Clearly his judgment is wanting.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - On Behalf Of Fellow Wo... · 1 reply · +5 points

9 years ago @ Wonkette - History's Greatest Mon... · 0 replies · +17 points

Did he also drink a Coke while calling Mitt a bullshitter? Because they can't drink caffeine either!

And did he say it before 1978? Because blah people weren't grandfathered in before then.

And Mitt's tough anyway. That magic underwear will deflect anything.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Maryland Pastor: ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Very tense dinners.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Maryland Pastor: ... · 0 replies · +9 points

If he's converted totally to Mormonism, he could gay-marry all his apostles.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Maryland Pastor: ... · 0 replies · +9 points

No. Islamic fundamentalists kill you for being an infidel. Here, you have to endure Christian bullshit for years and years and years.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Maryland Pastor: ... · 0 replies · +6 points

I'd rather believe in sodium and chlorine as killers, and not as boring-ass salt.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Maryland Pastor: ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Fuck him.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - On Behalf Of Fellow Wo... · 8 replies · +18 points

Since rape has now normalized, what's everyone doing this weekend?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Will No Lo... · 0 replies · +5 points

GUILLOTINE LIBEL!!