magic_titty

magic_titty

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398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Was Proba... · 1 reply · +18 points

Sounds like the only one not getting any in this scandal is Holly Petraeus. We should all be grateful.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Continues ... · 1 reply · +11 points

Hey back in '08 everyone said John McCain would be dead by 2012. That he wouldn't even be around to say stupid shit. So let's giving him some credit for, technically, still being alive.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Furious: Amer... · 0 replies · +10 points

Jason Biggs has time to Twitter? Doesn't he have some auditions to not get callbacks from?

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Learns Its P... · 0 replies · +24 points

Romney is probably more conservative than Reagan but who cares, right, Tea Party? You just want your Reagan. Well, Poor Mitt Romney will NOT drink your Reagan Kool-Aid, because he can't have sugar.

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cool Florida Principal... · 4 replies · +10 points

You know how many high school girls I tried to turn sorta lesbian? What is the secret, teacher-lady!?

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet The Not-Racist Yo... · 0 replies · +10 points

When did 'I'm not racist; I just think some spooks are niggers' become a viable position to stand by?

399 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama Tried To Call Mi... · 0 replies · +6 points

Correction: they were having a nightmare.

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Boss Fires 22 Emp... · 0 replies · +29 points

"What an idiot! I fired my landscapers months ago!"

- M. Romney

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Free Republic Geniuses... · 0 replies · +18 points

Barack Obama, more tyrannical than a monarch. The Divine Right of Wing...nuts will not stand for such subjugation!

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent Death / Jai... · 1 reply · +12 points

How about a televised seppuku on Fox, with the proceeds going to help hurricane victims. Everybody wins.