Reports are that that is exactly what was going on. Stampede reps were in fact giving away free tickets in Nose Hill Park that day.
Thanks to this guy, I now know how to get my next campfire going.
Yes, please, Wonkette. Isn't this the perfect way to bridge the divide between central Eurasia and (nominally) North America?
Definitely give the Palins a run for their money.
Cupp really wants to believe in a god, though, she claims. Since none of the religions on offer appeal to her enough, she's a conservative.
What a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. I hope his mother escapes safely.