SuspectedDemocrat

SuspectedDemocrat

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247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +9 points

You really can't appreciate Twilight until you've seen the Rifftrax version.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +5 points

Oh god, I should not have drunk all that boner juice.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 0 replies · +5 points

Reading that recipe killed my boner.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 1 reply · +15 points

That would be the Confederate Navy.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +4 points

Gun Appreciation Day is on MLK's birthday if I'm not mistaken.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shell Oil CEO Believes... · 0 replies · +4 points

You're forgetting that as CEO he has one primary responsibility: protecting his shareholders from the devastating effects of climate change and angry mobs.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 2 replies · +8 points

Red state voters must be so proud!

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 3 replies · +11 points

It's not a harbor boat, it's an open sea boat. Once they get out into hurricane-infested waters, I'm sure things will be fine.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 0 replies · +4 points

Genius. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the creationist museum parking lot.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Name Neil... · 2 replies · +3 points

Is there a way to steal the book so wonkette gets a kickback?