You really can't appreciate Twilight until you've seen the Rifftrax version.
Oh god, I should not have drunk all that boner juice.
Reading that recipe killed my boner.
That would be the Confederate Navy.
Gun Appreciation Day is on MLK's birthday if I'm not mistaken.
You're forgetting that as CEO he has one primary responsibility: protecting his shareholders from the devastating effects of climate change and angry mobs.
Red state voters must be so proud!
It's not a harbor boat, it's an open sea boat. Once they get out into hurricane-infested waters, I'm sure things will be fine.
Genius. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the creationist museum parking lot.
Is there a way to steal the book so wonkette gets a kickback?