Wizrobe

Wizrobe

95p

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3 days ago @ Crasstalk - New Week · 0 replies · +1 points

Just curious if men get wished a Happy Father's Day by strangers

Just borrow a video gaming and/or anime T-shirt. The smell of virginity will keep well-wishers away.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

I'm saving this.

3 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Long Summer Weekend Op... · 0 replies · +2 points

Cat can be more effective at keeping them away.

Has to be the right kind of cat, though.

My cousin had a mouse problem around his house, so he adopted a cat. Who basically would just sit there and literally watch mice scamper in front of him. So he adopted another cat, and asked for the biggest, meanest son of a bitch they had. Shortly after getting home, cat #2 blimped up and became a fuzzy bag of lazy lard. So on to cat #3. A wood-pile cat, runty scrap of a thing who was tiny and scared -- even after adjusting to his new home, he stayed quite shy, never grew much bigger, either.

Cat #3 turned out to be a MURDER MACHINE. Destroyed the mouse (and bird) population, made short work of any new interlopers. And has a tidy habit of carrying his prey into the shower to eat, what a considerate cat.

3 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Long Summer Weekend Op... · 0 replies · +16 points

Hey, if someone makes a documentary special on the rise and fall of Morgan Freeman, could we get Morgan Freeman to narrate it?

6 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

But i know you will never judge me and that's why i love you guys.

Uh, I'm judging you here.

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What?

6 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Yup, magnesium citrate prep is relatively easy to get down, ok as long as the patient doesn't have any kidney issues.

Edit: And you can switch prep types halfway through, it's not a problem, they're both osmotic laxatives. If you get down half the PEG prep and can't do anymore, you can finish with half a magnesium citrate prep.

7 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Wasp galls are concentrated sources of tannins, sounds like they are using it for the astringent effect, for this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

7 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +10 points

Could also take the opportunity to run some Cat6 or coaxial cable, too.

7 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - It's Downhill From Her... · 0 replies · +23 points

During residency, I once had an attending physician compliment me by saying that she didn't have to worry about me killing anyone.

9 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Back on Track Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

One eye or both at the same time?

Not settled yet until the ophthalmologist looks me over himself (pre-op done by a different optho at a branch office).
But I think I'm gonna live dangerously and get both done at once.

Got a bit of time set-aside between finishing training here at my new work-place, and when the schedule starts in earnest, so if not now then not for a while.