Got my hairs cut today, and when parting I told the hairdresser "I hope you encounter zero people in your holiday downtime"
And she legit put her hand on her heart and replied "that is the nicest holiday wish anyone has ever given me".
So, I've learned that my work does not keep a comprehensive file for HR purposes. My proof of education is in one place filed under a weird number, my language profile is somewhere else entirely, no one keeps a copy of my CV, my performance management bullshit is managed by an entirely different part of the gubbmint. Absolutely none of this can be searched by my name.
I know this is boring, but it is fucking wild to me.
But when are you ever putting water in your salad dressing?
Terrible. I hope he went gently.
What dogs said but if you need to replace your toaster oven anyway, I think that is the way to go.
Top of list for my next prank.
Good on him for drawing more attention to himself. How could that possibly go badly?
1. I am not convinced he is literate.
2. I would never, ever read something supposedly penned by him.
3. If I had severe brain damage or was subjected to the torture of his audio book, no. No I would not believe one word.
Google agreed to pay $100 million annually to Canadian news outlets. This is a big relief. (Of course I can't find a free link because the big companies have been strangling Canadian media for months)
There is a zero percent chance this chud would write his own book.