I worked in the bakery, back in the day.
This is a great story.
*hands over long-held Badass Klutz Award, with admiration*
AGAIN I ASK YOU: Will the monkey have dual citizenship?
*makes hanging chad joke*
*sees self out*
As a chubby woman, I am always being snack-shamed.
Also, this is downright Orwellian.
Can somebody give me a hug?
See, I wear a skirt and tights (depending on the season) and bring my handy travel blanket so I can curl up against the window and read and sleep and look at the clouds.
I may or not slip into fuzzy socks.