Tansy Geek

Tansy Geek

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246 weeks ago @ Wonkville - 'Schindler's List' Pro... · 0 replies · +2 points

Because selflessly saving lives is the same thing as self pitying, second tier film school time wasters.

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 1 reply · +21 points

I would pay good money to watch a pay-per-view of Brat and Sarah Palin UNDER a rock. FTFY

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 0 replies · +1 points

I see what you did there. Smiles

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Jeb Bu... · 0 replies · +4 points

Jeb, the Porcine Bush. Actually, pigs are supposedly quite smart. Maybe Jeb, the Capybara Bush would work.

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Yersinia pestis? I'm seriously considering renaming one of my cats this.

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +3 points

That old football guy? Boomer Einstein or something,right?

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Atheist Murders ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Assholes never do. Also, they have no insight into the fact that they are assholes.
OT thank you for the link to When Life Nearly Died. I done bought myself a prezzie after I read the description.

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 2 replies · +14 points

I have 2 problems with this proposed law. First, it prohibits giant comedy breasts and full body penis costumes. Second, reasonable people aren't actually alarmed by nude bicyclists or nude people in general.*
*exception: the produce section in the grocery store. Keep yer juke off my endives,bubba.

321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Or riding into a pot-hole.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Colorado Wants To Make... · 0 replies · +6 points

Only their precious flower died or was disabled. Then it would be all "How come you people never told me how important it was to vaccinate!!"