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9 years ago @ Wonkette - San Diego Cops Thought... · 1 reply · +8 points

I'm sure they are not angels.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Scott W... · 2 replies · +25 points

Can't swing a dead cat on this campus without being accused of rape, provided of course you did something rape-like.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 0 replies · +6 points

I welcome the upcoming Gaysplosion of rainbow goodness across America.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Runs Out of V... · 0 replies · +7 points

Time to arm civilian drones. Gotta protect our property.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Meet T... · 0 replies · +17 points

True story. I used to give the Saturday night bear lectures in a National Park. Every Saturday when the crowd was huddled into the refectory to see my slides by the fireside I would begin my lecture with the words, "I've always loved bears. Ever since I was a boy of four and got this book from my aunt for Christmas." It was then I'd always notice some guy in the back lying on the floor laughing. I never put two and two together until I went to Pride with a friend.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Smashes Marria... · 2 replies · +19 points

I see that God is punishing Boston for this. I think we need to get God into the eye doctor. For a "supreme being" he doesn't have very good eyesight.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Smashes Marria... · 0 replies · +14 points

Fabulousness. And the fact that God really doesn't care about the matter.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +6 points

The Devil has seven dicks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Americans Cool With Ga... · 1 reply · +11 points

It is my deeply held religious belief that white people are morally wrong and should not get a college education.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Harvard Won't Let Prof... · 2 replies · +7 points

Well that ends my career. How much post-teen ass does a Wonkette contributor get?