I'm sure they are not angels.
Can't swing a dead cat on this campus without being accused of rape, provided of course you did something rape-like.
I welcome the upcoming Gaysplosion of rainbow goodness across America.
Time to arm civilian drones. Gotta protect our property.
True story. I used to give the Saturday night bear lectures in a National Park. Every Saturday when the crowd was huddled into the refectory to see my slides by the fireside I would begin my lecture with the words, "I've always loved bears. Ever since I was a boy of four and got this book from my aunt for Christmas." It was then I'd always notice some guy in the back lying on the floor laughing. I never put two and two together until I went to Pride with a friend.
I see that God is punishing Boston for this. I think we need to get God into the eye doctor. For a "supreme being" he doesn't have very good eyesight.
Fabulousness. And the fact that God really doesn't care about the matter.
The Devil has seven dicks.
It is my deeply held religious belief that white people are morally wrong and should not get a college education.
Well that ends my career. How much post-teen ass does a Wonkette contributor get?