Vecchiojohn

Vecchiojohn

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221 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Alabama Congressman wa... · 0 replies · +1 points

Mo also speaks for Larry and Curly.

256 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +1 points

Reminds me of the Louis episode where the kid wasn't allowed to eat anything with carbon in it.

256 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +1 points

Only if you're a gluten for punishment.

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +7 points

That's because it's not a government program, remember?

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +3 points

Snort!

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 1 reply · +8 points

Ah, but it died in dignity without being oppressed by the nanny state.

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +7 points

Yes. We should treat it the way the Germans treat the Swastika.

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +3 points

And furthermore:

Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +10 points

When God described Adam to Eve before He created him for her, she said, "Sounds good, what's the catch?" "Well," God replied, "you'll have to let him think that I invented him first."