You know what my twitter feed needs. Birds. My twitter feed would be so much more awesome with some birds.
How do two people sit on each other? Asking for a friend.
I did see Goatse on my Twitter last week. I was all like, what is this, 2010?
They should just make all the sorority ladies cover up their enticing lady bodies with, like, long black robes or something. And maybe their hair too and faces. Then the boys won't be tempted to rape them AND they won't have to worry about getting a cunt punt for having the wrong shade of eye shadow.
I am a problem solver.
"One bright spot for Washington is that they don’t tax groceries, a common feature of tax schemes in other extremely unfair states like Texas and South Dakota."
Um, they still tax Milk Bones. UNFAIR!!!
Don't expect WA to change its awful tax policies ever. State government is pretty much boned.
I like her tank top a lot.
Brother! Where's your weed?!
I'm thinking about uninviting my joyless, self righteous, bible thumping asshole relatives for the holidays. All they do is bitch and moan and it is impossible to put up with their holier-than-though, willfully ignorant attitude for more than an hour without some sort of intoxicant.
Pat, that sounds less like advice and more like an excerpt from some of your gay prison erotica written under the pseudonym Jack McQueen.