en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5179060 Comments by Tansy Geek http://wonkville.net/2016/07/17/schindlers-list-producer-compares-dinesh-dsouza-to-oskar-schindler/#IDComment1026224694 Because selflessly saving lives is the same thing as self pitying, second tier film school time wasters. Mon, 18 Jul 2016 22:26:55 +0000 http://wonkville.net/2016/07/17/schindlers-list-producer-compares-dinesh-dsouza-to-oskar-schindler/#IDComment1026224694 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950558256 I would pay good money to watch a pay-per-view of Brat and Sarah Palin UNDER a rock. FTFY Sat, 14 Feb 2015 17:43:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576210/tea-party-loon-dave-brat-socrates-would-want-us-to-slash-school-funding-for-poor-kids#IDComment950558256 http://wonkette.com/576095/federal-judge-to-alabama-do-what-i-fcking-said-already#IDComment950355756 I see what you did there. Smiles Fri, 13 Feb 2015 23:29:19 +0000 http://wonkette.com/576095/federal-judge-to-alabama-do-what-i-fcking-said-already#IDComment950355756 http://wonkette.com/575972/morning-maddow-jeb-bushs-website-violates-everybodys-privacy-oops-video#IDComment950018624 Jeb, the Porcine Bush. Actually, pigs are supposedly quite smart. Maybe Jeb, the Capybara Bush would work. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 16:21:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575972/morning-maddow-jeb-bushs-website-violates-everybodys-privacy-oops-video#IDComment950018624 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949844821 Yersinia pestis? I'm seriously considering renaming one of my cats this. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 01:09:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949844821 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949844451 That old football guy? Boomer Einstein or something,right? Thu, 12 Feb 2015 01:06:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575863/elizabeth-warren-asks-questions-about-vaccines-gets-shocking-answers#IDComment949844451 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949840796 Assholes never do. Also, they have no insight into the fact that they are assholes. OT thank you for the link to When Life Nearly Died. I done bought myself a prezzie after I read the description. Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:46:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575862/idiot-atheist-murders-three-muslim-students-in-nc-conservatives-are-greatest-victims#IDComment949840796 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949549511 I have 2 problems with this proposed law. First, it prohibits giant comedy breasts and full body penis costumes. Second, reasonable people aren't actually alarmed by nude bicyclists or nude people in general.* *exception: the produce section in the grocery store. Keep yer juke off my endives,bubba. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:37:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949549511 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949548667 Or riding into a pot-hole. Tue, 10 Feb 2015 22:33:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575783/montana-would-like-to-not-see-your-naked-bits-please#IDComment949548667 http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948471255 Only their precious flower died or was disabled. Then it would be all "How come you people never told me how important it was to vaccinate!!" Fri, 6 Feb 2015 20:10:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948471255 http://wonkette.com/575229/americans-cool-with-gay-marriage-but-the-gays-should-not-have-cake-or-flowers#IDComment948469141 Straight florists are responsible for the abomination that are dyed carnations. Blech! Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:58:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575229/americans-cool-with-gay-marriage-but-the-gays-should-not-have-cake-or-flowers#IDComment948469141 http://wonkette.com/575200/who-are-we-shooting-this-week-oh-its-girl-scouts#IDComment948467571 you're a bad,bad man. So, perfect for Wonkette then. winky face emoticon ;) Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:49:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575200/who-are-we-shooting-this-week-oh-its-girl-scouts#IDComment948467571 http://wonkette.com/575217/learn-this-hot-new-trick-to-raise-girls-into-ladies-with-homemaking-classes#IDComment948465358 I read that as "throwing cat litter from the windows". Fri, 6 Feb 2015 19:38:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575217/learn-this-hot-new-trick-to-raise-girls-into-ladies-with-homemaking-classes#IDComment948465358 http://wonkette.com/575013/hero-hilton-heir-is-emperor-of-all-he-surveys-also-arrested#IDComment947946686 It might work. They are more likely to considered "special" and "pure" by their parents and therfeore not get vaccinated. Thu, 5 Feb 2015 01:50:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575013/hero-hilton-heir-is-emperor-of-all-he-surveys-also-arrested#IDComment947946686 http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947573494 I reckon he is now "immune" to tertiary syphillis. Tue, 3 Feb 2015 19:18:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574840/republican-party-comes-out-against-basic-hygiene-for-freedom#IDComment947573494 http://wonkette.com/574696/mike-huckabee-doing-the-gay-is-just-like-swearing-having-a-beer#IDComment947314138 "But if you believe that because you don't like something, it shouldn't exist, why don't you try not liking war, famine, child abuse, and stupidity?" Because all of those things are mentioned in a positive light in the Bibble. Mon, 2 Feb 2015 22:31:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574696/mike-huckabee-doing-the-gay-is-just-like-swearing-having-a-beer#IDComment947314138 http://wonkette.com/574469/va-legislators-call-backsies-black-magic-123-no-takebacks-on-gun-bill#IDComment946352493 I would think the police would be behind a bill to limit guns in the hands of domestic violence perpetrators. That is a nasty situation to handle, an stand off with an abused person and an armed abuser who has been arrested in the past and probably doesn't give a shit who else he takes with him. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 21:20:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574469/va-legislators-call-backsies-black-magic-123-no-takebacks-on-gun-bill#IDComment946352493 http://wonkette.com/574469/va-legislators-call-backsies-black-magic-123-no-takebacks-on-gun-bill#IDComment946347798 What about when they have those cat spaz moments? Instead of running around the house randomly, they'll whip out their kitty guns and blasts holes in the anything that startles them. I can picture my poor refrigerator looking like an humvee in Iraq. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 20:56:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574469/va-legislators-call-backsies-black-magic-123-no-takebacks-on-gun-bill#IDComment946347798 http://wonkette.com/574462/texas-republican-knows-teachers-need-to-do-a-little-killing-sometimes-for-the-kids#IDComment946324626 Texas would trust the blind with guns if Florida hadn't tried it already and failed. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 19:04:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574462/texas-republican-knows-teachers-need-to-do-a-little-killing-sometimes-for-the-kids#IDComment946324626 http://wonkette.com/574462/texas-republican-knows-teachers-need-to-do-a-little-killing-sometimes-for-the-kids#IDComment946324450 Right. So you can knee cap the sassy little fuckers but not shoot them execution style. Got it. Fri, 30 Jan 2015 19:04:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574462/texas-republican-knows-teachers-need-to-do-a-little-killing-sometimes-for-the-kids#IDComment946324450