DrShitferbrains

DrShitferbrains

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315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 0 replies · +3 points

The fact that we need to delude ourselves into thinking the death penalty is a medical procedure proves that we actually know damn well we shouldn't be doing it.

316 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists Mad At JF... · 1 reply · +7 points

Like dolphins and whales, we were on our way toward evolving back to the sea: https://www.ted.com/talks/elaine_morgan_says_we_e...

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee Simply F... · 0 replies · +1 points

What a cunt.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Let's ... · 1 reply · +3 points

I'll say what we're all thinking: drop the Friday news quiz and go back to making us a cocktail before sending us to prison! Preferably with a bizarrely circuitous introduction. In fact, if you could do a whole second show that was nothing but circuitous introductions to what turns out to be cocktail recipes that would be amazing.

332 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox's Shep Smith Goes ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Im pretty sure that ebola symptoms include this hangnail of mine, so its been nice knowing you.

332 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

I think its because of white people.

332 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Get It, Mitt Romney... · 0 replies · +11 points

If we redefine marriage, what would prevent sharknados if we redifined marriage to mean sharknado?

332 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rachel Maddow Reminds ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Gotta love those circuitous openings. "Where is she going with this?" I wonder. "Is it a cocktail recipe? Is she sending us to prison?"

333 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cool Pope Makes Bishop... · 0 replies · +7 points

My understanding is that Christianity didn't start bribing people with free-for-all immortality until 300 AD but not sure if I got that from an Anne Rice vampire novel.

333 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Cool Pope Makes Bishop... · 0 replies · +10 points

And not one word on abortion, despite it being a widespread practice at the time.