Mittens Howell, III

Mittens Howell, III

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330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Conyers Will Win ... · 0 replies · +4 points

No, John Conyers. A write-in campaign Does Not mean penning endless Letters to the Editor complaining about Young People Today.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - I Just Don’t Get Why... · 0 replies · +2 points

Like!

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - I Just Don’t Get Why... · 2 replies · +14 points

I'm mad at the Google Plus Bus which just drives around all day taking no-one anywhere while honking it's own horn.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - I Just Don’t Get Why... · 1 reply · +4 points

I'm fine with Kenosha, just don't drop me off at a Microsoft store. *shudder*

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Decides ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Plutocracy. She seems like a nice lady.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Decides ... · 0 replies · +20 points

Dollar bills will now be referred to as Freedom Papers.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Decides ... · 0 replies · +16 points

From now on when I fill out a form, where it says 'gender:' I will be writing 'SuperPac'.

Bring on the Benjamins, bitches.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Decides ... · 0 replies · +24 points

They can take our freedom but they will never take our ... hang on a minute. Shit.

337 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Decides ... · 0 replies · +44 points

This will only make their flesh taste sweeter when the revolution comes.

338 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Domestic Diva Lady Is ... · 0 replies · +14 points

The ass-bone's connected to the derp-bone.