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9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 1 reply · +16 points

I love pork ribs. Corbin is a terrible judge of meat cuts, in addition to being a world-class asshat.

He needs to hang around with Lindsay and learn something about cuts of meat.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 0 replies · +17 points

That one worker is bankrupting America, so everyone else needs to be punished.

I so love anecdotal evidence. How else would we have ever found out about welfare queens driving Cadillacs?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Return ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Christ! I just can't too much more of the dignity afforded by working.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 1 reply · +7 points

That's how they pronounce it.

Fun fact - Ms. Oblio is from Blount County, PA. coincidence?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +17 points

The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God’s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God

You didn't learn the lesson you were taught when you were punished for your overweening bigotry over the last 250 years. It's pretty obvious you're still being severely punished for that shit.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 4 replies · +22 points

My first wife was from Blount County, AL (Oneonta). I've been all around it; they some nice covered bridges. The worst part about going up there was having to drive over to the next county for our liquor every day - her relatives "didn't drink" - i.e. too damned lazy to drive to the store, but they'd drink whatever we bought.

I've never understood dry counties. The neighboring counties are more than happy to take your tax dollars, though.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - How All Your Favorite ... · 0 replies · +5 points

RawStory seems to have captured the spirit of the story best.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News: Science Is A... · 2 replies · +14 points

“We had to give up our freedom and sit in our house, no cars on the road,”

Those poor babies! Giving up they freedom, having to watch TV or read. It's so un-American!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia GOP Love... · 1 reply · +12 points

West "by God" Virginia. What a shithole.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Jeb Bu... · 0 replies · +6 points

We heard Jeb's BS for 8 years here in Flor-i-duh. He's might be "the smart one", but only by an IQ point at most.