'Mittens' Mondale

'Mittens' Mondale

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365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Romney Campaign Has Sad · 0 replies · +16 points

Well past McCain/Palin territory and lurching* into McGovern/Eagleton Shriver territory.

*see what I did there?

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fun With Christianists... · 0 replies · +2 points

All of 'em, Katie.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tampa Totally Going To... · 0 replies · +14 points

Too right. An apposite quote from Little Miss Sunshine:

Grandpa Hoover: Let me tell ya, don't do [drugs]. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank: Well what about you?
Grandpa: What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - God Due To 'Stand His ... · 0 replies · +9 points

My condolences. I lived in that "barren sandspit, unfit for human habitation*" for 20-odd years (and they were indeed odd [rimshot]) before escaping in 1995. I live in Ohio now. It ain't great, but it ain't Florida, and that's something.

*in the immortal words of Ponce de Leon

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Koch Brothers' Brother... · 0 replies · +1 points

Err, aren't *all* chaps "bare-assed"? If they weren't, they'd be pants.

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Anti-Gay Group Leader ... · 0 replies · +8 points

"(Apologies to Marilyn) "

And Shirley, too, also.

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Did The Secret Service... · 2 replies · +2 points

I think VW13 was talking about telemarketers, not help staff. I'm kind to both: I don't abuse help desk people for what is after all not their fault, and I hang up on telemarketers without even letting them get to the end of their introduction. Why waste their time?

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Went Back ... · 0 replies · +9 points

This is somehow reminiscent of the 2000 Presidential election aftermath in Florida, when precincts were told to recount their ballots, but instead they just resubmitted their totals.

369 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Paul Ryan Tricked By F... · 0 replies · +12 points

The debates are going to be fun!
Biden: "Mr. Ryan, your budget plan cannot work."
Ryan: "Yes it can."
Biden: "Prove it."
Ryan: "Uh, well, we haven't run the numbers yet..."

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Damn you, DI, that link is gonna give me nightmares.