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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Pedobear Offers To Hel... · 0 replies · +18 points

What’s Stalin doing over there?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Being Mean T... · 0 replies · +10 points

Stewardess: *Grabs beers, slides down escape ramp and runs off of the tarmac.*

And now you know… the rest of the story.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Being Mean T... · 0 replies · +8 points

Compromise!!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - It Would Appear There ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Nailed it!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Scientists Predict 'Ts... · 2 replies · +34 points

I've got the healthy diet and exercise stuff going, but I won't be able to lose any weight until someone creates Diet Bourbon.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Won't Interf... · 0 replies · +24 points

Let the free market handle this problem. After several dozen plane crashes and no fewer than 2000 casualties, General Dynamics will have the profit motive to invent some laser proof cockpit glass. It's a win-win for everyone (who's not killed)!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette's Own Wikilea... · 1 reply · +8 points

Bush was OK with multi-syllabic words as long as the memo had a simple narrative structure with a clearly defined protagonist and antagonist and an unambiguous moral.

Also, stories about courageous animals.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Famous Lying Dildo Joe... · 0 replies · +14 points

The tardkampfwagen, by Jazzy.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Aqua Buddhis... · 0 replies · +10 points

Lesson learned: Do not wear a Red Coat to a teabagger party.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Aqua Buddhis... · 0 replies · +22 points

She's lucky they didn't run her over with a Rascal Power Scooter.

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