XOhioan

XOhioan

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Openly Partisan Organi... · 0 replies · +2 points

Tucker Carlson. He used to be slightly bangable.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING: POLITICO SCO... · 1 reply · +9 points

Other state flags with hidden agendas:

Indiana: The Olympics http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/in_flag...

Arizona: Red Chinese commies http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/az_flag...

Maryland: NASCAR http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flags/md_flag...

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Plans To W... · 0 replies · +2 points

After this video finished, one of the suggested YouTube videos has a freeze frame of a couple wearing Temple garments. Now I can't stop thinking of Mitt driving around in his holy underpants.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - How Much Were These Pe... · 0 replies · +8 points

They're shouting "RONNIE! RONNIE!" because some joker told them it was the Second Coming of Regan (tm)

12 years ago @ Wonkette - John Kasich Does An Ex... · 0 replies · +1 points

What I got out of this: John Glenn is fucking failure because he can't carve a piece of wood.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Is Monstrously Obese C... · 2 replies · +17 points

His upper arm is the size of a Virginia ham. And that's not right, because it would make Lindsey Graham get all hungry.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Politician ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I saw the picture and interpreted it as a threat--"do what I tell you or you'll see my moobs"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Teevee MILF Learned Ha... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yeah, but they were classy crabs.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - To Stop Climate Change... · 0 replies · +21 points

Huh--everybody knows trees cause global warming. Look it up on your series of tubes.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Jon Huntsman: D&D Nerd... · 0 replies · +11 points

That explains the miniature Stonehenge at his last fundraiser.