Boojum

Boojum

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253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +28 points

One thing I remember Randi saying, back in the day, was that scientists were the worst debunkers of psychics, because they don't expect the subjects to lie. Stage magicians, con artists, carnies, THOSE are the people you want watching someone bend spoons, cure the lame, and read minds.

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congressmoron Louie Go... · 0 replies · +3 points

Republican females should stick to "making sammiches" bills, like Jeebus intended.

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Church's Worst Cardina... · 0 replies · +4 points

How did I miss this?

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Church's Worst Cardina... · 0 replies · +4 points

The Cardinal wears a dress and he's talking about manly virtues?

257 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Will Be New House ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Louie, Louie! Two dumbs are better than one! Gomer jokes! How can he fail, where he wins by finding the podium and standing on the correct side? Multiple choice!

259 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New York Pol: Hackers ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Did he say "hackers" or "whackers"?

272 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: If Only Ab... · 0 replies · +9 points

Maybe Joan Rivers was having an abortion, in her throat, because of blow jobs! Everybody knows that you can get access to lady parts by going through the series of tubes starting in the mouth. That's how girls get pregnant from blow jobs.

Joan Rivers had a tubal pregnancy, of the throat, and died in a clinic having a throat abortion because Rick Perry wasn't there.

273 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Sta... · 0 replies · +1 points

Making sammiches is worth less than $10.50 per hour, unless they are made by a penis.

273 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Sta... · 0 replies · +1 points

Nothing itches more, either.

273 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Sta... · 0 replies · +2 points

I agree, for all values of "lemon" that are equal to "penis."