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metamarcisf

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278 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tucker Carlson's Inter... · 0 replies · +13 points

I don't know about bow-tie daddy here, but I hate the fucking Boston Patriots because I'm from Buffalo.

279 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Jimmy Carter... · 0 replies · +13 points

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Takei Tells How... · 3 replies · +20 points

Sulu turned gay just to piss off Captain Kirk.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Spokeschick Pr... · 0 replies · +17 points

I felt the same way after my first Nirvana concert.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't These Jerk H... · 10 replies · +9 points

I know a homeless guy in Santa Fe who can drink 30 beers in one day. Beer isn't cheap.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Deman... · 0 replies · +5 points

All the animals come out at night...

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michele Bachmann Deman... · 3 replies · +15 points

One of these days I'm gonna get organisized.

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Ma'am, do you believe that this vehicle is safe for highway travel?

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fourth Circuit Court R... · 11 replies · +52 points

So what, this whole thing will now be decided by penalty kicks?

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Someone Reminded Idaho... · 0 replies · +3 points

Right. Come along if you dare, my redneck ass.