I don't know about bow-tie daddy here, but I hate the fucking Boston Patriots because I'm from Buffalo.
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Sulu turned gay just to piss off Captain Kirk.
I felt the same way after my first Nirvana concert.
I know a homeless guy in Santa Fe who can drink 30 beers in one day. Beer isn't cheap.
All the animals come out at night...
One of these days I'm gonna get organisized.
Ma'am, do you believe that this vehicle is safe for highway travel?
So what, this whole thing will now be decided by penalty kicks?
Right. Come along if you dare, my redneck ass.