Advn2rgirl

Advn2rgirl

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351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee Practice... · 0 replies · +13 points

On a scale of 1 to Eponine, how friendzoned were you?

352 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Baby Pesticide, Army R... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm guessing he's agin' it.

354 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple Unveils... · 0 replies · +3 points

A unicorn like in The Cabin In The Woods, perhaps: http://youtu.be/9ArNmIMgeVg

354 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Satanic Temple Unveils... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Only two things come from Oklahoma, son! Satan and queers, and I don't see no hor...oh."

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 1 reply · +16 points

Ghandi?

361 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rob Ford Tires Of Geor... · 5 replies · +9 points

You know, apparently, somewhere there is a Mrs. Rob Ford, she of the delicious (or at least plentiful) vajay-jay, and she's just got to be *mortified.*

371 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kentucky Tea Party Wil... · 0 replies · +20 points

Ignorance can be cured but stupid is to the bone.

372 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Feminists Hysterical · 0 replies · +27 points

Deciding "All right, then, I'll go to Hell" for theft rather than returning a runaway slave is a far cry from deciding "All right, then, I'll screw that kid."

The kid might "be hot." The kid might "want it." None of that relieves the adult of the responsibility not to screw the kid. Don't f*ck children. Period.

372 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Completely De... · 5 replies · +12 points

AOT,K. Or is that forbidden? I forget.

374 weeks ago @ Wonkette - West Virginia Judge In... · 0 replies · +2 points

And someone's got to lose a hand and attach some sort of weird, prosthetic device in its place.