Hey, maybe California Child Protective Services could "host" a few of these. It would save time.
My remaining sliver of naiveté expresses itself by still being surprised when someone deeply stupid/creepy comes out of the Ivies.
Wow, so that's what "The View" looks like in the evil Star Trek mirror-universe...
Glenn Beck talking about dildos?
It's like that guy painting a picture of a guy painting a picture of a guy painting a picture... of a dildo.
Selling virginity in Las Vegas means different things to different people.
"From now on we will stick to telling how Jesus wants everyone to be rich."
Grading on the GOP curve here, one must give him credit for writing "Black Guy" instead of the way he usually tells it.
If something sounds so stupid even Sarah Palin wouldn't say it, odds are it came from Jim DeMint.
If only Obamacare had had a gun...
We thought they seemed a little too eager when asked if they'd take a shot for the President...