johnnymeatworth

johnnymeatworth

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307 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Helpfully Exp... · 0 replies · +11 points

Every batter he struck out? You DO mean Hall Of Fame pitcher Whitey Ford, right?

310 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh Happy Day! The Sara... · 0 replies · +3 points

Any word on when they're showing the Green Acres reruns?

313 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Having Big S... · 0 replies · +5 points

Sure, since the Mitt Romney app photo sharing function went so well: http://wonkette.com/473937/send-us-your-dumb-romn...

313 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Won't Meet ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The real reason Perry was not initially going to meet Obama is that the Chain Drive closed last weekend.

314 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Walmart: 'Work Makes Y... · 0 replies · +10 points

That explains those snazzy yellow star pins they've started selling recently.

315 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dadaist Robbers Commit... · 0 replies · +14 points

At least they didn't deconstruct the guns after stealing them.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Bulletproof Blanke... · 4 replies · +36 points

The well regulated militia will know to shoot around the blankets.

325 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Widows, Please Stop Ma... · 0 replies · +23 points

And kids, that's How I Vote-Frauded Your Mother.

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fred Phelps Is In Heav... · 0 replies · +20 points

We can only hope that when Phelps reached the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there to yell “ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN! DOWN!” before pulling the lever for the trapdoor under Phelps’ feet.

Less Fred Phelps, more Fred Schneider.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Both Christians And Mu... · 7 replies · +16 points

Is this movie going to show the part where Ham puts it up Noah's pooper?