harry_palmer

harry_palmer

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Student Teacher S... · 0 replies · +2 points

Haha! Excellent!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hero Student Teacher S... · 2 replies · +10 points

“In a slave ship, there can be 3,799 slaves. One day, the slaves took over the ship. 1,897 are dead. How many slaves are alive?”

It can hold 3,799 slaves, but how many *was* it holding? And how many slaves are living now, in 2013? Can we do more than make educated guesses on that? And are we counting sex slaves too? With teachers like this these kids are fucked in oh so many ways.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Pretty Sure A... · 1 reply · +11 points

Not to worry - the Nuge will drive them out with all his fearsome weaponry - his catalogue of ear-puncturing music.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Pretty Sure A... · 0 replies · +29 points

Holy shit, they're in Detroit?! That's almost in the US!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina Legisla... · 0 replies · +46 points

Not the 1st time they figure the Feds are too pussified to attack Fort Sumter.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Greatest Living Presid... · 5 replies · +121 points

Laura has his whole collection up on the fridge.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Only Local Law Enforce... · 0 replies · +22 points

Why do they feel so threatened by a tranny that they have to get penis enhancements?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Cory Bo... · 0 replies · +6 points

Thanks for the warm wishes! I still drop by to check up on you and the rest of my beloved Wonketeers.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Cory Bo... · 2 replies · +28 points

She stated up front she's pissed she couldn't get some of that in and out for herself.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Megan McArdle Proposes... · 0 replies · +6 points

They were thinking they didn't want me subscribing any more.