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365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Indiana Governor To St... · 0 replies · +1 points

"You'll be tattered, torn and hurting

"Once the Pence is done with...

"...you.

"GooooOOO...

"Gooooooo??.

"...EAGLES!

"...Eagles?!?"

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +17 points

Put 99-Cent Menu Chicken McNuggets on your family.

367 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Schoolkids Take Mosque... · 0 replies · +1 points

As long as they are not tricked into Shahada'ing themselves Muslin by "accident" by a wily imam on their visit, the kids will be A-OK, right?

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Who Is... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yeah, don't allow yourself to get wrecked like Palaeologus by a bunch of wack ghazi shitheads.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_XI_Palai...

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Who Is... · 0 replies · +2 points

Just as long as GIGN (or GSG 9, or SO15) is on hand prior to the next one, to kinetically punch holes in these and other ghazi jackasses before they can wipe out the next editorial staff of a satire press, all will be well.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gays Terrorizing Nice ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sounds like the Pogues?

371 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Explains ... · 0 replies · +2 points

But Audi, aka Auto Union, aka "Wanderer/Horsch/DKW/Audi" gets a pass, because KFC or Altria, or even Acamedi, by your pops?

Maybe the build quality of his 1978 Plymouth Volare convinced him to try a car built by his most honorable Bushido-bound torturers?

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - James Lankford Is Your... · 0 replies · +3 points

Sen.-elect Uriah Heep, R-OK...

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Buys Donuts,... · 0 replies · +2 points

Mrs. Barry Bams went "Bulworth Lite" on "urban" voters in Philly:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/michelle-obam...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0SgQKpWGD4#t=20

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - South Carolina: Sorry ... · 0 replies · +2 points

John Thompson of McDonald's is blah. Maybe her racial relations liaison could check with him. Or Kenneth Chenault, CEO of American Express (blah). Or Ursula M. Burns (blah w/ ladybits), CEO of Xerox...