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393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 0 replies · +9 points

My work here is done.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 0 replies · +4 points

Truth! However, I'm only halfway through my Javascript stuff on Codecademy, so I have yet to really apply JS to any real-world trolling.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 2 replies · +5 points

I'm learning Javascript today! Therefore, I will answer you in the form of an if/else statement.

var whoseSideAreYouOn = "teh elitez";
if(whoseSideAreYouOn === "teh elitez") {
return "HATE SPEW";
} else {
return "TOTAL CONFUSION";
} ;

The mistake you're making here is that the variable is ALWAYS "TEH ELITEZ." NEVER ANYTHING ELSE.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 8 replies · +24 points

This... makes no sense. I tried to read it several times, even! Maybe it's that missing capital at the beginning; I'm a grammar elitist, OH NOEZ.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey, Let's All Have So... · 1 reply · +16 points

You're welcome. ;D

412 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 0 replies · +3 points

*slow clap* brilliant.

412 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 0 replies · +14 points

He really should get that looked at before it rots off.

412 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 2 replies · +14 points

He said "go fudge yourself." Reid did not understand that there was some leftover holiday fudge on the table behind him, and Boehner was merely indicating that he should try some because it's delicious.

412 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 8 replies · +64 points

Later, Orange Blossom* got out his Justin Bieber diary and wrote:

"Today I told that choad Hairy (like hairy balls, haha) to go fuck himself. He was SO SHOCKED. I had to say it again! It was AWESOME. Everyone was all 'dude, you totally nailed him!' Except Cantor, who kept looking at gavels on eBay on his phone for some reason. I don't think he likes me. He's probably just jealous that this bro laid a SICK BURN on Hairy Ballsack.

"Oh, and Ryan told me he scored some REALLY NASTY dog shit. We're gonna put it in a paper bag, toss it on Biden's porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run. It's gonna be EPIC. I don't know how Ryan comes up with this stuff."

*Orange Blossom is his My Little Pony name

418 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Put Some Food On Your ... · 0 replies · +7 points

a) I love you, zombie Ken Layne
b) I'm totally making this shit
c) My grandpa used to pick cranberries and he didn't have any piercings, SO THERE