gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Did Elizabeth Warren Illegally Practice Law In Massachusetts, By Which We Mean New Jersey?

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:10:15 +0000

Biilables are up.

Wonkette : Why Won't Canada Let This Michigan Man Just Cold Shoot People All The Time, For Whatever?

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 01:04:19 +0000

Reports are that that is exactly what was going on. Stampede reps were in fact giving away free tickets in Nose Hill Park that day.

Wonkette : What Are Humble Followers Of Jesus Burning To The Ground Today?

Mon, 6 Aug 2012 18:52:35 +0000

Thanks to this guy, I now know how to get my next campfire going.

Wonkette : Here Is A Picture Of Sarah Palin Looking Wonderfully Elegant And Refined

Mon, 6 Aug 2012 18:14:43 +0000

Slattern.

Wonkette : Gay? Murderer? The Telenovela Life of Mexican President-Elect Enrique Peña Nieto

Mon, 9 Jul 2012 03:07:22 +0000

Yes, please, Wonkette. Isn't this the perfect way to bridge the divide between central Eurasia and (nominally) North America?

Wonkette : Gay? Murderer? The Telenovela Life of Mexican President-Elect Enrique Peña Nieto

Mon, 9 Jul 2012 02:44:25 +0000

Definitely give the Palins a run for their money.

Wonkette : Sundays With Jamie Kilstein And The Lord: Oh No Here Comes An Atheist

Sun, 8 Jul 2012 15:17:24 +0000

Cupp really wants to believe in a god, though, she claims. Since none of the religions on offer appeal to her enough, she's a conservative.

Wonkette : Mississippi Continues Valiant Effort to Save Women From Selves

Wed, 4 Jul 2012 18:34:30 +0000

No fucking kidding.

Wonkette : We Are Starting To Think Michiganders May Have A Problem With Women

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 02:24:34 +0000

What a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. I hope his mother escapes safely.

Wonkette : Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:48:46 +0000

And dead penguins.

Wonkette : Virginia Idiot: 'Sea Level Rise' Newest Left-Wing Plot

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:05:34 +0000

Maybe not for long?

Wonkette : Here Is A Painting Of Ghost Andrew Breitbart As A Nordic Knight

Sun, 3 Jun 2012 17:07:32 +0000

Sarah Palin? Wait, not a knight, a merkined idiot. http://steampunkpalin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011...

Wonkette : The New Horrible Thing Liberals Are Responsible For: Some Bomber Dude

Tue, 29 May 2012 02:51:33 +0000

We were all SO impressed by his pipebomb, amirite? It was so much bigger than we expected.

Wonkette : Priest Battles Homosexuality One 16-Year-Old At A Time

Tue, 22 May 2012 02:10:38 +0000

I don't see any upside to this story.

Wonkette : Ron Paul Plots New Democracy-Lite Path To Convention Glory

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:30:47 +0000

No.

Wonkette : Joey 'The Enforcer' Biden Was Worse Bully Than Obama And Romney Combined

Sun, 13 May 2012 03:54:07 +0000

Thanks, I'll go with that on my curriculum vitae

Wonkette : Joey 'The Enforcer' Biden Was Worse Bully Than Obama And Romney Combined

Sun, 13 May 2012 03:21:27 +0000

Damn, I always go with the flaming bag of poo. It's so much less work, and the result is just inevitable. Does that make me a wingnut?

Wonkette : GOP Will Help Obama Get Rid Of 'Food Stamp President' Label By Getting Rid Of Food Stamps, Helpfully

Tue, 8 May 2012 01:30:56 +0000

Actually, way less than 99% of Americans own refrigerators. Their landlords or the bank actually own them.

Wonkette : Handsome Old Joe Biden Walks Into Gay Couple's Back Door

Mon, 7 May 2012 01:50:34 +0000

It's kind of like "reverse racism", I think. Wingnuttese.

Wonkette : Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Wed, 2 May 2012 02:04:37 +0000

I love all your mothers, Wonkette!