deanbooth

deanbooth

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247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 1 reply · +17 points

The U.S. will undergo a Florida wang reduction over the next few decades: global warming.

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +28 points

Brat is a Republican.
All Republicans are morons.
Therefore, Brat is a moron.
QED

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 1 reply · +12 points

After the recess, they'll finally discover who took the strawberries! (BENGHAZIIII!!)

247 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Congressjerk To Go... · 1 reply · +11 points

Thanks, O-Oh-OHbama!

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oklahoma Runs Out of V... · 0 replies · +14 points

In Oklahoma, all lists are bulleted.

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +7 points

Burn them! Burn them all!

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 2 replies · +21 points

I read that weather scientists get $172 for every degree the temperature goes up! No wonder they fudge the data.

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Please Stop With The H... · 1 reply · +15 points

I feel the same way about the confederate flag.

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Anti-Gay Today... · 0 replies · +8 points

And to think that he titled his book about his marriage "Loving Virginia."

248 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creationists: Darwin W... · 1 reply · +29 points

They admit that species can go extinct? Progress!