okay, off-topic, I just noticed your avatar. Do you shoot water rats and feed them to your geese?
"Fleshlight." Freaking me out.
Nonpossible. God loves dogs best already, therefore non-elevatable. Simple. Unless she wears those little vinyl doggy go-go boots--then yes, elevated.
You passed 15,000 comments this morning? Dude, what the hell did you have for dinner last night???
This is the accepted mode of filibuster in SF legislative circles. Wilibuster.
I studiously avoid the use of 'net slang, but your comment made me LOL;)!1!!
I totally agree, it's on my very short list of "love me, love this!" things. I just watched it last week with my 7yo daughter--she loved it too!
Don't forget the diapers!
Then you are a very bad kitty indeed. There is no such thing as "tasteless" here at Wonkette!