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4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - honey, don't · 0 replies · +4 points

the mural in question:

4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - A grasshopper walks in... · 0 replies · +6 points

sorry, had to post my favorite bad joke to remove the Beetlejuice bug from new laptop.

4 weeks ago @ Wonkville - A grasshopper walks in... · 0 replies · +6 points

I can haz comment?

6 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Forward. · 2 replies · +5 points

These goddamn stupid fucks tore down the statue of Forward. A statue I can't tell you how many times I walked by, sat near, rubbed her toe for good luck (it's a Madison thing). The last day I spent in Madison, I made a point to sit by her reminiscing about my time in that city, not sure if I'd ever go back. She represented the Progressive era. She came to represent Women's Suffrage. And these stupid fucks tore her down. The only solace is that the original is safe inside a nearby museum.

These stupid fucks also tore down a statue of Hans Christian Heg. Who? Oh, just a Norwegian immigrant who fought on the Union side in the Civil War and rose to the rank of Colonel. He died in battle at Chickamauga. “The valorous blood of the old Vikings ran in his veins, united with the gentler virtues of a Christian and a gentlemen.” So, yeah, fuck that guy!

Want to pointlessly destroy something? Go burn down a Sears.

Then go read a fucking book.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Caption This · 3 replies · +5 points

Apropos of nothing, this appeared in my ancestor site thing the other day. I definitely see the resemblance w/ the cousin in the bottom left.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Caption This · 1 reply · +4 points

I don't go outside anymore.

9 weeks ago @ Wonkville - Need New Pic. · 1 reply · +5 points

"... but the fatal ceremony, which took place in the Valencian town of Enguera in July 2019, allegedly involved the Spanish porn actor Nacho Vidal..." oh, he's good. I remember him from such films as "Paella Galore," "Fish Tacos vols. 1-6, 8 and 14" and "Nacho Nacho Man, I Want to be a Nacho Man."

9 weeks ago @ Wonkville - TIme For a Little Laugh · 1 reply · +3 points

really? portrait?

10 weeks ago @ Wonkville - It's about time · 1 reply · +3 points

what about boner pills? was it boner pills? it's definitely boner pills, isn't it?
here's my impression of a roman commercial:
[focus on chat}
Hi, Ethan! How are you?
Great! Except for my flaccid peen! :( lol

10 weeks ago @ Wonkville - It's about time · 3 replies · +3 points

there are no posts waiting for approval. we can't do anything w/ comments for some weird reason. does your link have try6 in the address?