Ebola however is gluten-free, so it has that going for it.
Well to be fair, she really does talk like that in normal conversation.
I always keep a bandolier of shells loaded with bacon-shot handy. it works on Mooslims like silver on werewolves.
If ISIS did take over Oklahoma, would anybody notice?
Or, you know, a country that does not have state sanctioned religion, or state sanctioned dietary habits.
When bacon is a crime, only criminals will have bacon.
Telling people to stop bullying is a form of bullying.
I have some Blackwater underwear, I guess that makes me a mercenary.
A plot you can trace clear back to the 60s and a fraudulently placed birth announcement in a newspaper in Hawaii.