BoatOfVelociraptors

BoatOfVelociraptors

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252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +2 points

Rupture "uh-oh".

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kansas Just Going To G... · 0 replies · +1 points

In Florida?

252 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Viewing The Weekend St... · 0 replies · +3 points

This is a bird.

253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Harvard Won't Let Prof... · 0 replies · +4 points

With the tenure requirements, it's probably just a Lemon Party with more gowns.

253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Neo-Nazis Take Wrong T... · 0 replies · +15 points

Idaho.

253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Responsible Gun Owners... · 0 replies · +6 points

Why do all these responsible gun owners keep littering lead? And why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gays Now Rudely Gettin... · 6 replies · +16 points

Thank god I'm a Wonker. The only things thrown in my face are tits, commies, and eggs.

Seriously, when did eggs become a thing?

253 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Introducing The Weeken... · 0 replies · +3 points

When double fisting is an entendre worth taking...

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Giant Baby Cop Can't U... · 0 replies · +3 points

Points for the smeg-faucet.

254 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Giant Baby Cop Can't U... · 0 replies · +4 points

Lesbian Pot Stealing Cop Arrests Black Vet! http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2015/01...