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Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 16:17:10 +0000

The Dicknado, coming on a theater near you, starring Dick Cheney.

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 06:28:26 +0000

Pot's not here, man.

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 06:16:45 +0000

Well, it's a business model. I hear that it's gonna be 'Uge in the 22nd Century.

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 06:13:59 +0000

fucking SS Minnow without Ginger or Mary Ann Which only leaves Gilligan.

Wonkette : New Republican Congress Accomplishes Nothing, Goes On Vacation

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 06:12:36 +0000

That was when Kansas began it's long, sad descent into madness.

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:18:15 +0000

High Times.

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:16:36 +0000

Technically, Mary J Wanna is not prosecuted in Tuliptown but here in Denver, legally awesome dude.

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:25:23 +0000

Sideboob or GTFO!

Wonkette : Federal Judge To Alabama: Do What I F*cking Said Already!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:58:42 +0000

It's sad that, even after all this time, the Albanians are still under the yoke of oppression and the state morality police.

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 13:46:26 +0000

But it's ok to look at Newsmaxxx and the foxes on Foxxx all day, right?

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 03:58:08 +0000

ISWYDT

Wonkette : Alabama Republican Says Gay Marriage Is End Of The World. Redneck Proves He's Wrong

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 19:51:23 +0000

And I went to the same nuclear missile launch sites in the south of the Kingom of Israel that Jesus Hisself dug with his sacred hands.

Wonkette : Ruth Bader Ginsburg: It's OK, America, Gay Marriage Won't Hurt A Bit

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 17:04:29 +0000

All rise for the Queen.

Wonkette : Scott Walker Way Too Smart To Answer Whether Evolution Is A Thing

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 21:23:43 +0000

Every time a politician votes to appropriate money for research in say, genetics or bacterial resistance, it tacitly means they agree that public money should be spent using evolutionary theory to do biological science.

Wonkette : Let's Just Count All The States That Aren't Trying To Make The Bible Their Official State Book

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 19:18:21 +0000

How many Sextons in a Fuckton?

Wonkette : Arizona Senate Committee Votes To Make Federal Government Optional

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 18:56:57 +0000

The Sheriff of Nottingham approves of Arizona.

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Brian Williams Gets Six Months, Jon Stewart Gets Life (Video)

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:04:52 +0000

Brian Williams hoo?

Wonkette : Want To Go To A Measles Party? No, You Don't

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:01:44 +0000

Here's coffin at you, kid.

Wonkette : Want To Go To A Measles Party? No, You Don't

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 16:00:01 +0000

Vaxxatawney Phil predicts six more centuries of Stupid.

Wonkette : Want To Go To A Measles Party? No, You Don't

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 15:35:02 +0000

I tried to post a message on the board but the nail went right through my computer screen.