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397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - INPEACH! Obama Chewed ... · 0 replies · +11 points

Just as an aside, but gum chewing in Singapore is actually only punished with fines. Michael Fay was stealing street signs and vandalizing cars. So, yeah.

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Are Reasonably Sure... · 0 replies · +5 points

I, too, use my own image as an avatar and feel very slighted by the false portrayal of my fellow Wonky brethren. Shame.

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Caption This Teabag Ab... · 0 replies · +11 points

Every sperm is useful?

473 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stock Up Now On Your E... · 2 replies · +9 points


474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe Scarborough To No ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Well, sure, but ultimately, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to keep as much of this bullshit from happening as I can. Nothing will completely eliminate this kind of nutbaggery, but I'm more than willing to do my part, and it's not entirely implausible to think that our fascination with violent media may have some part in these issues. Certainly no more than actual guns and a lack of mental health care, but there could be something there. I, for one, blame Monsanto and that pink goo that passes for meat, but what the fuck do I know?

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe Scarborough To No ... · 3 replies · +9 points

I'm with you on this one. All snark aside, I love video games, the more violent the better. But, like most, I know the difference between the irritation of having to start over from the last check point and, you know, killing people. Even so, if it saves even one child's life, I'll happily give them up and get a life or something. Maybe a job and a girlfriend. Ok, now I'm depressed again.

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Former Pizza Kingpin D... · 0 replies · +2 points

No worries, it's not like any of that shit is real meat.

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sorry Everyone, Now We... · 0 replies · +3 points

I promise (noidont) not to hump your leg if you let me hug you.

479 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children’s Treasur... · 1 reply · +16 points

Wow, that Matalin chick talks real good, what with being deaf and all. What? Oh, sorry, she talks well.

482 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Man Protesting ... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm guessing he was a banker. $10,000 says he was a banker. Or he couldn't have possibly known that Dad was a democrat and therefore stabbing him couldn't be considered voter fraud. Where's Trump, we need to get to the bottom of this.