IntenseDebate - alluson

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Mid Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +7 points

I don't have a screen protector but I do have a case. I think I just dropped it perfectly to break something internally, because there's no obvious crack on the screen itself.

I have destroyed so many cell phones since 2004.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Mid Week Open Thread · 3 replies · +13 points

I dropped my phone last Thursday night causing a vertical quarter of the screen to go white, and "ink" to start oozing from the corner across the screen. (THIS IS ALL VERY TECHY SPEAKY ACCURATE I KNOW). The ink has slowly spread up and across the screen and now its basically unusable. I really thought cell phones were finally indestructible, but trust me to find a way to break that shit. Observations:

I have saved so much money not buying random shit on Amazon or Target.

I had severe anxiety not being able to compulsively check and delete emails (you're either an Inbox Zero person or not, and I definitely am).

I don't miss social media! I think I could delete Facebook but I would miss Instagram.

Anyway my new phone is showing up today praise sky daddy

1 month ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'll be back in another ten years. I can't handle another group chat.

1 month ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +3 points

Do you miss your little person weed dealer? Isn't it weird that weed dealers used to be a thing? My husband orders weed online FFS

2 months ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +6 points

oh hey girl!

Ugh, we moved two years ago into our current rental and it was A LOT and expensive AF. Putting off the next move until we absolutely have to.

2 months ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 4 replies · +8 points

Let's get drunk, hop.in a taxi up the west side highway and scream about fucking liberals! While being giant fucking liberals!

2 months ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +10 points

Two girls:
Zoey is almost 4 and looks exactly like her dad but acts exactly like me, please send help.

Callie is 15 months and mostly screeches at everything, also send help.

Id post a picture but well, see below.

1 month ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +7 points

Look what cat dragged in.

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1 month ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 2 replies · +10 points

Are you the mayor of NOLA yet? Where's my crush PoBoy at?

1 month ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +8 points

I see you gurl, married with all your dawgs and kitty frens

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