alluson

alluson

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6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'll be back in another ten years. I can't handle another group chat.

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +3 points

Do you miss your little person weed dealer? Isn't it weird that weed dealers used to be a thing? My husband orders weed online FFS

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +6 points

oh hey girl!

Ugh, we moved two years ago into our current rental and it was A LOT and expensive AF. Putting off the next move until we absolutely have to.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 4 replies · +8 points

Let's get drunk, hop.in a taxi up the west side highway and scream about fucking liberals! While being giant fucking liberals!

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +10 points

Two girls:
Zoey is almost 4 and looks exactly like her dad but acts exactly like me, please send help.

Callie is 15 months and mostly screeches at everything, also send help.

Id post a picture but well, see below.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 0 replies · +7 points

Look what cat dragged in.

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1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 2 replies · +10 points

Are you the mayor of NOLA yet? Where's my crush PoBoy at?

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 1 reply · +8 points

I see you gurl, married with all your dawgs and kitty frens

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 2 replies · +6 points

oh for fucks sake I was trying to post a picture and I definitely don't remember how.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Our Insolent Teen: Hap... · 3 replies · +10 points

DEBATABLE. These damn kids might kill me. Life was easier when I was in my 20s and drunk all the time.