Rhino

Rhino

125p

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3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Aw, he's gorgeous. Congrats.

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 3 replies · +11 points

No. No it is not. It is REVEREND VELCRO SPRINKLES

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Work It Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +18 points

My good deed for mother's day- Spending three hours cleaning apps and bloat off my mother outlaw's phone and teaching her the difference between searching the web and searching her existing apps. She downloads EVERYTHING she's invited to. She had seventeen calculator apps. SEVENTEEN. She had at least three apps that popped ads up when trying to access anything. She couldn't answer a call or turn off an alarm without clearing at least one ad first.
I know most of us will hit a point where technology outpaces our ability to understand it, but goddamn.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Work It Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Right? I mean, they are all gorgeous, smart, creative, etc., but if Janelle was my girlfriend, I would be doing my level best to make sure she wanted to keep me around. (Unless she's cleverly hiding some serious disfunction.)

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Work It Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm super unhappy with the last two eliminations and that Silky is still there. Even though A'keria is my low-key winner pick, I think Nina belonged in the top four.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Work It Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ooh! Ooh! I can explain the car nonsense. Writing the check gives him a sense of authority and entitlement. Fixing his own gooniegoogoomobile won't give him the same emotional charge.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Work It Weekend Open T... · 0 replies · +7 points

Definitely not (just) a black thing. I have a stack of washcloths that are just for the shower; clean one every day. My guests get washcloths, too.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 1 reply · +2 points

I don't drink that much anymore (one or two fancy cocktails with friends and a glass of wine or a beer with a meal is a big week these days) and do 95% less drugs.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 0 replies · +5 points

Oh no. I missed the sad news. I'm so sorry Biz.

2 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Midweek Open Thread · 3 replies · +5 points

I used to be much more 2 than 1. As I get older that has swung 180°.