MyNameIsChris

MyNameIsChris

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2 years ago @ Crasstalk - Give Some Love Open Th... · 1 reply · +18 points

Sonic warfare, 100%. Just think, your neighbors are already weak right now locked up with this little brat. Now is the time to strike. Don’t let them recharge and regroup. Crush them. Fucking. Destroy. Them.

Let me know if you need a Norwegian black metal playlist,

3 years ago @ Crasstalk - What Weekend Open Thread · 7 replies · +9 points

I WANTED TO CRY FOR STEPH IT WAS SO SO SAD.

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - In The Game Open Thread · 4 replies · +7 points

It’s so bonkers. I love when she makes all her lackeys and the crew shooting her deal with her taking her top off and acting oh so natural about how comfortable she is.

I highly recommend this movie as a double feature with the Jim Carey doc about him becoming Andy Kaufman. It’s an unbelievable cocktail of self deluded celebrity. Five stars.

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +16 points

You’re welcome!

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Weekend Open Thread · 5 replies · +15 points

Huh?

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Weekend Open Thread · 12 replies · +27 points

Why would she know that? You keep mocking her crying for enjoying a movie she liked that you haven’t even seen, yet have countless half-baked opinions about? Why on earth would she enjoy that or even want to talk about art/film/literature or anything in this way?

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Have a Weekend O... · 3 replies · +14 points

I mean, it’s a thing! I’ve been a jerk for ages but I’m just waiting to get old enough to be marginally attractive enough to pull the whole thing off. Fingers crossed!

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Have a Weekend O... · 0 replies · +8 points

But in heels.

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Let's Have a Weekend O... · 12 replies · +11 points

Honestly, she’s got him in the best shape he’s been in in years, he’s cranky, hot-tempered old man attractive, and have you seen how good she looks pregnant? I feel like number five is just around the corner.

4 years ago @ Crasstalk - Valentine Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

I think my 240 was my favorite car I ever owned.