1,427 comments posted · 14 followers · following 0

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Scalia Strews Seeds Of... · 0 replies · +3 points

when will they say who among us are on double secret probation?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elected Teabaggers Ast... · 0 replies · +1 points


10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elected Teabaggers Ast... · 0 replies · +2 points

You're right as always, my friend, but unless these superrich decide to split up and each move to a different congressional district, they are just pooling their money to buy one strident asshole they have to buy again every two years.

Is Grand Rapids fed up with this shit? Ehhhh doesn't matter. The fancy people in the big house make their decisions for them.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elected Teabaggers Ast... · 8 replies · +7 points

yeah the mighty grand rapids engine of commerce is definitely known as a national bellwether.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - California Rep. Jackie... · 0 replies · +2 points

What about the six cans of whipped cream and the Astroglide?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Does Not ... · 0 replies · +1 points

<p dir="ltr">In the movie I think Peggy is played by Joan Rivers ;)

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Does Not ... · 5 replies · +63 points

My president's a Kenyan Socialist, and I smell like Bourbon and yesterday's cigarettes.
-Peggy Noonan

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Sweet Irony: Wendy Dav... · 0 replies · +11 points

You know what other political regime capitalized a lot of Nouns?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Tina Brown To Leave Da... · 0 replies · +2 points

You go girl! Go get that money! Fuck the haters!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking! Exclusive! M... · 0 replies · +3 points

The poorly thought out sideboob concept thing, ehhhhh not so much, right? Why did that frantic half baked idea get deployed earlier today?

So you were going to quit, and you're being repressed. So you're like I'm out of here, and that attractive brunette said you can't leave, you're the only one I can stand to talk to.

Then the scrambling bargain? Like, um, not enough control here? Tell you what I will make you an empire of your own. It will have everything, nice things, um, yeah, it's about nice things, and I can get everyone I ever knew to write something for free in it, and you yes YOU, will run the whole thing,.

Except for making any decisions about personnel, business, pay, advertising, editorial issues, money, photo ops, or vacation schedules! Besides that, everything is yours! Something like this? Eh, maybe.

But I've been here long enough to see the signs, kinda looks like pledge drive week. Then the sad announcement. Then the new management. Probably James O'Keefe.