en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1671940 Comments by CalamityJames http://wonkette.com/550998/inpeach-obama-chewed-gum-at-d-day-ceremony-wingnuts-outraged#IDComment840111595 Just as an aside, but gum chewing in Singapore is actually only punished with fines. Michael Fay was stealing street signs and vandalizing cars. So, yeah. Sat, 7 Jun 2014 20:59:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/550998/inpeach-obama-chewed-gum-at-d-day-ceremony-wingnuts-outraged#IDComment840111595 http://wonkette.com/498808/we-are-reasonably-sure-this-is-not-the-okcupid-profile-of-famous-hooker-ashley-dupre#IDComment556371348 I, too, use my own image as an avatar and feel very slighted by the false portrayal of my fellow Wonky brethren. Shame. Mon, 28 Jan 2013 18:54:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/498808/we-are-reasonably-sure-this-is-not-the-okcupid-profile-of-famous-hooker-ashley-dupre#IDComment556371348 http://wonkette.com/498380/caption-this-teabag-abortocaust-terrist-truck#IDComment553231995 Every sperm is useful? Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:22:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/498380/caption-this-teabag-abortocaust-terrist-truck#IDComment553231995 http://wonkette.com/494226/stock-up-now-on-your-end-times-accessories-for-dorks-and-paranoids#IDComment526003307 Fraggles? Sat, 22 Dec 2012 21:22:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/494226/stock-up-now-on-your-end-times-accessories-for-dorks-and-paranoids#IDComment526003307 http://wonkette.com/493354/joe-scarborough-to-no-longer-be-a-dick-at-least-about-guns#IDComment521738238 Well, sure, but ultimately, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to keep as much of this bullshit from happening as I can. Nothing will completely eliminate this kind of nutbaggery, but I'm more than willing to do my part, and it's not entirely implausible to think that our fascination with violent media may have some part in these issues. Certainly no more than actual guns and a lack of mental health care, but there could be something there. I, for one, blame Monsanto and that pink goo that passes for meat, but what the fuck do I know? Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:21:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/493354/joe-scarborough-to-no-longer-be-a-dick-at-least-about-guns#IDComment521738238 http://wonkette.com/493354/joe-scarborough-to-no-longer-be-a-dick-at-least-about-guns#IDComment521728835 I'm with you on this one. All snark aside, I love video games, the more violent the better. But, like most, I know the difference between the irritation of having to start over from the last check point and, you know, killing people. Even so, if it saves even one child's life, I'll happily give them up and get a life or something. Maybe a job and a girlfriend. Ok, now I'm depressed again. Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:06:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/493354/joe-scarborough-to-no-longer-be-a-dick-at-least-about-guns#IDComment521728835 http://wonkette.com/493358/former-pizza-kingpin-does-not-want-to-pay-for-your-whore-pills#IDComment521718085 No worries, it's not like any of that shit is real meat. Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:49:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/493358/former-pizza-kingpin-does-not-want-to-pay-for-your-whore-pills#IDComment521718085 http://wonkette.com/493344/sorry-everyone-now-we-are-not-allowed-to-talk-about-mental-health-either#IDComment521595454 I promise (noidont) not to hump your leg if you let me hug you. Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:33:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/493344/sorry-everyone-now-we-are-not-allowed-to-talk-about-mental-health-either#IDComment521595454 http://wonkette.com/489630/a-childrens-treasury-of-random-wingnut-post-election-butthurt-part-douche#IDComment488461703 Wow, that Matalin chick talks real good, what with being deaf and all. What? Oh, sorry, she talks well. Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:38:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489630/a-childrens-treasury-of-random-wingnut-post-election-butthurt-part-douche#IDComment488461703 http://wonkette.com/487612/oregon-man-protesting-to-save-gods-precious-rape-babies-stabs-other-man-seven-times#IDComment471756863 I'm guessing he was a banker. $10,000 says he was a banker. Or he couldn't have possibly known that Dad was a democrat and therefore stabbing him couldn't be considered voter fraud. Where's Trump, we need to get to the bottom of this. Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:55:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/487612/oregon-man-protesting-to-save-gods-precious-rape-babies-stabs-other-man-seven-times#IDComment471756863 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449495316 See, I do get your point. It's just like saying " When Germans were gassing those Kikes" it would be completely irresponsible to assume that "Kike" referred to Jews. No, they're probably just referring to those filthy "Niggers", and of course, that doesn't mean Blacks, no, I'm fairly certain they meant "Fags". But fuck it, you're so absolutely right. See you next Tuesday! Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:56:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449495316 http://wonkette.com/485256/who-is-chris-christie-yelling-at-today-2#IDComment449395090 That sounds like some vicious voting. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:56:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485256/who-is-chris-christie-yelling-at-today-2#IDComment449395090 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449390049 "Who the fuck is this cunt posting bullshit questions posing as serious ones?" asked the Universe. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:48:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449390049 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449352390 Oh, absolutely. Though my words were misconstrued, they were my words. I fucked up and was lucky enough that our beloved Editrix was quick enough on the ball (ohhowiwish...) to call me out almost immediately. And that, ladies and others, is how you take the shaft after offering the tip. Politicians take note. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:47:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449352390 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449325332 Careful there, the downfist was what led to my twisted panties. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:04:05 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449325332 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449319539 I once, very inadvertently, tried to pick a fight with the Editrix. I can't say that I recommend it. Also, too, Cunty Troll is cunty. And try not to mistake my comment as "Anti-Cunty Troll". I just don't like Cunts. Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:55:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485244/pamela-gellers-super-racist-anti-muslim-subway-ads-turning-strangers-into-friends#IDComment449319539 http://wonkette.com/484084/gay-fired-romney-foreign-policy-spokesperson-pretty-sure-your-wonkette-responsible-for-all-this-mess#IDComment440049154 "secrestly", I see what you did there. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 14:37:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484084/gay-fired-romney-foreign-policy-spokesperson-pretty-sure-your-wonkette-responsible-for-all-this-mess#IDComment440049154 http://wonkette.com/484084/gay-fired-romney-foreign-policy-spokesperson-pretty-sure-your-wonkette-responsible-for-all-this-mess#IDComment440048485 That is so unfair, Rebecca. If Mr. Grenell had just been hetero, he could have had a family, and then Mitt wouldn't have fired him. It's not teh ghey, it's the lack of family, duh. Thu, 13 Sep 2012 14:36:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/484084/gay-fired-romney-foreign-policy-spokesperson-pretty-sure-your-wonkette-responsible-for-all-this-mess#IDComment440048485 http://wonkette.com/483656/fun-with-christianists-things-you-can-learn-in-a-christian-world-history-cultures-textbook-part-2#IDComment437700771 Geraldo also got smacked in the face with a chair. So there's that. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 06:12:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483656/fun-with-christianists-things-you-can-learn-in-a-christian-world-history-cultures-textbook-part-2#IDComment437700771 http://wonkette.com/483656/fun-with-christianists-things-you-can-learn-in-a-christian-world-history-cultures-textbook-part-2#IDComment437698773 Snark-free pause for the cause: I read this with great amusement until the point where they attempt to claim that "Islam utterly rejected" Xrist. Bollucks! Muslims have always held the fictional Jew-on-a-stick in high regard, considering him a great prophet. Their belief is that Allah, being without human form, can no more impregnate a 13-year-old than a horse can fly, ergo, the divinity of Xrist is an impossibility. I'm not certain why this set me off more than any of their other ridiculous slack-jawed ramblings, but really, someone needs to make an investment and send these mouth-breathing hillwilliams to a Neil DeGrasse Tyson lecture. We can debate the gelding of their males afterwards. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 06:06:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483656/fun-with-christianists-things-you-can-learn-in-a-christian-world-history-cultures-textbook-part-2#IDComment437698773