gdp's Comments

Crasstalk : Wednesday Open Thread

Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:02:10 +0000

I worked in the bakery, back in the day. This is a great story.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Wed, 9 Jul 2014 04:53:19 +0000

*hands over long-held Badass Klutz Award, with admiration*

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 14 Jun 2014 03:31:47 +0000

LOL

Crasstalk : Monday Open Thread and Ice Cream Social

Mon, 9 Jun 2014 23:53:05 +0000

AGAIN I ASK YOU: Will the monkey have dual citizenship? PLEASE ANSWER

Crasstalk : The Ideologies of Wizardchan Virgin9000

Wed, 28 May 2014 07:44:38 +0000

*makes hanging chad joke* *sees self out*

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 8 May 2014 22:48:23 +0000

Louie!

Crasstalk : Would Snack-Shaming Make You Stop Eating Snacks in Public?

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 19:43:16 +0000

As a chubby woman, I am always being snack-shamed. Also, this is downright Orwellian.

Crasstalk : Monday Open Thread

Mon, 7 Apr 2014 19:39:21 +0000

Hi. Can somebody give me a hug?

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 01:16:56 +0000

You do not.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 01:16:14 +0000

See, I wear a skirt and tights (depending on the season) and bring my handy travel blanket so I can curl up against the window and read and sleep and look at the clouds. I may or not slip into fuzzy socks.

Crasstalk : QOTD: What's Your Favorite Sentence?

Fri, 4 Apr 2014 00:20:30 +0000

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. L. P. Hartley, The Go-Between (1953)

Crasstalk : QOTD: What's Your Favorite Sentence?

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 21:08:26 +0000

ANYTHING by Chandler http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Raymond_Chandler

Crasstalk : QOTD: What's Your Favorite Sentence?

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 21:08:03 +0000

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings. But don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me." --Raymond Chandler, "The Big Sleep"

Crasstalk : QOTD: What's Your Favorite Sentence?

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 21:05:52 +0000

"He lay on his back like a town suspended from a steeple." --John Updike, "Couples"

Crasstalk : QOTD: What's Your Favorite Sentence?

Thu, 3 Apr 2014 21:01:26 +0000

I'm thinking of getting this tattooed on my forearm.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Sat, 29 Mar 2014 03:34:16 +0000

Jesus Christ. Stop recording and hug the kid.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Fri, 21 Mar 2014 02:39:44 +0000

This is our work motto.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 14:23:14 +0000

No idea. It was so loud. It was like Lost in Translation.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 13:51:15 +0000

I was enjoying some live Irish music at BB King's last night when a man came up to me, whispered in my ear, and kissed my hand, then tucked that hand into his. It was then I told him, as I had noticed the flash if gold on his finger, that I was not his wife. "I can't take this anymore, this day," he said, as he walked off.

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 16 Mar 2014 12:48:51 +0000

Oh, wait, I guess you were right. Sorry. I was too excited.