If you change a few words, this would make an excellent application for membership in the NRA.
Wow. For once I actually beat you to it. I can die happy now.
Poor Maureen....everything's going to pot for her.
Maybe he just wanted to make sure that he didn't leave any hanging chads when he punched his ballot.
Ha! You read that? You sadist. :-)
It feels a little itchy to be all growned-up and stuff now but thanks for the congrats!
Awesome - I love a man in glasses. And I see that the carpet matches the drapes...
In all fairness, who at a GOP convention doesn't need a good slapping?