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355 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Atheist Murders ... · 0 replies · +13 points

The good news for the Right is that this asshole will definitely find Jesus. Every time he comes up for a parole hearing.

355 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Nugent: Sarah Pali... · 0 replies · +2 points

The left hates Ted too, but he is a coward who keeps showing up. Why can't he show some courage and quit?

357 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Giant Baby Cop Can't U... · 0 replies · +16 points

She should have said "Oh yeah?? Well, I'm placing you under citizens arrest for resisting citizens arrest!!" Back and forth, back and forth until Daffy gets his bill blown off.

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas and Virginia Law... · 1 reply · +17 points

It might be interesting to see if this "conscience clause" was applied to the issue of hunting, fishing and gun licenses.

363 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Is Sick And... · 0 replies · +3 points

I AM AN ASSHOLE!!!!! Sometimes, believe me, I don’t want to be an asshole. It’s not fun all the time. It’s not easy all the time. It doesn’t make you popular all the time. I can’t change it. It is who I am.

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - French City Real Mad T... · 0 replies · +7 points

Maybe they could just tattoo them. With code numbers or something.

365 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Judge Orders Fort Laud... · 0 replies · +7 points

Being Florida, I'm surprised they haven't hired George Zimmerman to "fix the homeless problem."

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Science ... · 0 replies · +10 points

I just don't understand this thing with the comet guy. I mean incredibly smart scientist guys are usually snazzy dressers with an incredibly sharp sense of fashion. When I was in high school, all the kids asked the guys in the Chess Club and the exchange students where they did their shopping.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breitbart Very Very Ve... · 0 replies · +11 points

I've always said, whenever you're reading any article on the internet, always look at the little picture of the writer. If that writer is wearing a fedora, go ahead and disregard the article, because that means they have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality.

368 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Invented The ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Has Obama thought of reverse psychology? Just saying "net neutrality is an awful idea?"