WhenCowsAttack

WhenCowsAttack

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337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - \'There was no body mo... · 0 replies · +9 points

I hate it when they title their stories with a quote, anyway. Cheap way to get people to click.

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Rogue brewing up a hai... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm with you there. I am sure a SMALL number of people will want to try it just for that reason- there are always people that like to brag about stuff just for shock value- but I would wager that they will lose a LOT more than they will gain.

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Rogue brewing up a hai... · 0 replies · +1 points

BUT APPARENTLY HE CAN STILL YELL!!!

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Girl injured after run... · 1 reply · +15 points

Yup, and I remember being so disappointed that my dad ran it off. "But..but...the doggy liked me!"

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Girl injured after run... · 11 replies · +37 points

When I was about that age I was playing in our front yard very early in the morning. A beautiful yellow dog came trotting down the street. I walked up to it and petted it. It stopped and stood totally still, didn't look at me at all, but I remember its eyes almost looked golden.

My dad came out of the house and freaked out, started yelling and running out to us. It trotted away. It was a coyote! My dad said it was the scariest moment of his life up to that point.

Still don't understand why it didn't either run away or jump me. Childlike innocence, I suppose.

I don't advocates petting coyotes, by the way!

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - 2 fall into crevasse o... · 0 replies · +26 points

How do you think you are going to do that?

Every year, several people are killed riding horses, a popular recreational activity. You gonna ban that, too? What about hiking? Those a*sholes are always getting lost and falling off cliffs and stuff. Boating? Skiing? Let's ban any activity that is dangerous that people enjoy.

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Detectives identify 12... · 0 replies · +2 points

Good lord, it would appear your sarcasm was entirely lost on this crowd of rocket scientists.

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - No insurance? No probl... · 1 reply · +5 points

Do you know any employers who give their employees health insurance immediately after hiring them?

A few days? I think not.

337 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - No insurance? No probl... · 0 replies · +13 points

If you are a healthy person, it sure beats paying $400+ a month for health insurance!

338 weeks ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Unlikely pair: Baby ro... · 0 replies · +13 points

Yup, ny thoughts also. That bird is going to find a kitty and become lunch. She did it a terrible disservice by allowing this to happen. Get it accustomed to one of its biggest predators so it loses its natural fear, then...let it go???