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Wonkville : Alabama Congressman wants Hillary Impeached Ahead of Time-Marty McFly to Head Investigation

Wed, 21 Oct 2015 01:16:25 +0000

Mo also speaks for Larry and Curly.

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt-Chugging Gluten With The Food Babe

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 16:45:28 +0000

Reminds me of the Louis episode where the kid wasn't allowed to eat anything with carbon in it.

Wonkette : The Snake Oil Bulletin: Butt-Chugging Gluten With The Food Babe

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 16:37:43 +0000

Only if you're a gluten for punishment.

Wonkette : Rick Perry: Poor Texans Love Not Having Health Insurance, It Is Their Hobby

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 02:14:46 +0000

That's because it's not a government program, remember?

Wonkette : Rick Perry: Poor Texans Love Not Having Health Insurance, It Is Their Hobby

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 02:13:30 +0000

Snort!

Wonkette : Rick Perry: Poor Texans Love Not Having Health Insurance, It Is Their Hobby

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 02:09:24 +0000

Ah, but it died in dignity without being oppressed by the nanny state.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 01:05:16 +0000

Yes. We should treat it the way the Germans treat the Swastika.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:57:16 +0000

And furthermore: Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:49:57 +0000

http://pando.com/2014/11/20/the-war-nerd-why-sher...

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 22:27:46 +0000

When God described Adam to Eve before He created him for her, she said, "Sounds good, what's the catch?" "Well," God replied, "you'll have to let him think that I invented him first."

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:57:17 +0000

The last Tom McCall type Republican in Oregon probably died sometime in Reagan's second term. Now it's wingnuts all the way down.

Wonkette : Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber, Vowing To Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Resigns

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:51:55 +0000

Yeah, he started public life in Oregon in the Legislature in 1979 and I've never heard a thing to suggest he was in any way bent until this Lady Macbeth appeared on the scene.

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:33:48 +0000

All part of his fiendishly ingenious plan to distract us and then declare himself Caliph of the Islamic State of North America and get all the white wimminz for himself.

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:29:12 +0000

Ah, but you fail to take into account that he REALLY ISN'T THE PRESIDENT!!!

Wonkette : Shell Oil CEO Believes In Global Warming Because He Is A Dirty Hippie Obviously

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 17:44:16 +0000

Clearly a sleeper put in place at the same time Obama's fake birth announcement was planted.

Wonkette : San Diego Cops Thought Brothers Were Robbing Own Store, Beat Them Up Just To Be Sure

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:28:37 +0000

Jesus, the explains one of hell of a lot.

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:26:44 +0000

Incorporate your drone!

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:25:53 +0000

They were the wrong height.

Wonkette : Oklahoma Runs Out of Varmints and People to Shoot, Turns to Flying Robots

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:11:36 +0000

Old man yells at cloud. Wingnut shoots at sky.

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Has Had It With You Federales Gaying Up Those Nice Straight Red States

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 14:00:49 +0000

Oh, uh, Ted, when you went to law school did any of your instructors ever say anything about Article VI, Clause 2?