Sparky McGruff

Sparky McGruff


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451 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yr Wonkette Will Soon ... · 0 replies · +9 points

The Tea Party crowd spends plenty of time cupping each others balls. Don't try to beat them at their own game.

455 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All Teenagers Are Terr... · 0 replies · +9 points

There are consequences for your actions. Unless you are a banker, or a Republican politician.

460 weeks ago @ Wonkette - General Petraeus Gives... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm waiting for his account, to be titled "Just the tip"

460 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yeah, We Think This On... · 5 replies · +38 points

I'm amazed that the mom with all the special secrets lives in my town! I never knew I lived in such a special place!

466 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nugent To Attend State... · 0 replies · +5 points

Life is like a Ted Nugent cavity search. You never know just what you'll find.

468 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yes, It Has Come To Th... · 0 replies · +6 points

Now I'm picturing Dave Chapelle saying "Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!", and picturing your housemate leaving "Skeet!" on garden pests. I hate my brain sometimes.

468 weeks ago @ http://unsuckdcmetro.b... - Amazing First Person A... · 0 replies · +2 points

If it was the same station manager that I see most days, she would have been too busy yelling at some tourist. She hates when they interrupt her "me time". I'm sure she'd have some choice words to say to the poor kid who asked to use the restroom.

Then again, on the other end of the line, the station manager is usually nowhere to be found.

471 weeks ago @ http://unsuckdcmetro.b... - Metro: the Escalator E... · 0 replies · +3 points

Except when they fail catastrophically, and send riders tumbling down.

473 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey Girl, Boy-Banders ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Put enough glitter and a big "hello kitty" on the front, and my eight year old daughter would definitely wear it. Hang out with the boy, not so much.

474 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Victims Of Newtown... · 0 replies · +1 points

I bet he's got a deal in the works for a Newsmax column and a slot as guest host on Hannity.