Max Udargo

Max Udargo


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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressidiot Learns S... · 4 replies · +13 points

I just have to ask - is there anywhere that the buses don't run on time? Because everywhere I go the buses pretty much run on time. So I'm probably not as impressed with fascism as most people.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Georgia Police Chief O... · 0 replies · +27 points

I know what you're thinking: Did he fire two shots or only one? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, wife?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Topless Lady Steals Je... · 0 replies · +9 points

Cops with capes.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Congress Hero Save... · 0 replies · +8 points

I just want to point out that Barry Loudermilk is the best white-guy name ever.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Are Some Kittens ... · 3 replies · +13 points

God, I hate kittens.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - It's A Nice Day For A ... · 0 replies · +6 points

The orange and white tuxedos? That took vision, man. That took some fucking vision. That really shouldn't work at all.


9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Sure Loves T... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm going to assume that "walking pustule" is a Lion in Winter reference. It probably isn't, but it makes me happy to believe it is.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Election 2014: Liveblo... · 0 replies · +7 points

Yeah. Maybe it's not supposed to be this way, but in the current environment, that letter next to the candidate's name is of paramount importance.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ann Coulter Still Gett... · 1 reply · +12 points

Has she changed, or did she always look like John Kerry in a blonde wig?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Santorum: The Naz... · 2 replies · +9 points

I have to admit I was not familiar with Dietrich Bonhoeffer, and I should have been. But doesn't it say everything you need to know about these whining, narcissistic, entitled American Christians that they'll appropriate the Holocaust as an example of Christians being persecuted because ONE GUY who was a Christian was hanged alongside the systematic extermination of some SIX MILLION Jews. Yeah, it's all about you, Mr. Christian.

Like I said, I was regrettably unfamiliar with Bonhoeffer until a few moments ago, but so far it appears he was hanged not because he was a Christian, but because he openly opposed the Nazi party and they leveled some (trumped up?) charges against him of trying to assassinate Hitler.